I didn't know donating was such a bitch.
I'm about to bitch. So stop here.
I woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed.(7:00) Because i was suppose to help my friends mom. She ends up not needing me. So i decided i want to get tested/donate blood. So i go to the va clinic off of lakemont by the old cemetary. (Or more widely known the kwik stop). I go in and i'm already nervous because i'm tired and i hate needles. So i sit there patiently and read the forms that ask if i have aids and stuff. I tell them i don't know how i should know that, i have never been tested. Whatever. I feel out this chart asking if i have weird stuff and if i've had sex with a man since 1977. *There was that one night, but he told me its what grown ups do, just kiddingg. One of the questions asks if you have had a pericing and the next one asks if i have had a tatto. I answer yes to both. I go into the back to get my pulse taken ect, and she asks how long it was since i had my ear peirced. I told her less than a month but i already took it out. She asks the same for my tattoo i say i got it jan of 04 and then touched up in june 04. She leaves and comes back to tell me i can't get blood taken because it has to be more than a year for my tattoo.....Pause for a second.
I got my tattoo january 04
to july 19 is more than a year
Whats that? Oh i got it touched up in june?
Thats more than a fucking year!
The stuppiddd (&(6%$#$&#^@^&!^%&^%##( wrote down that i got my tattoo touched up less than a month. Which if you read above is incorrect. I walk out and get mad not understanding at first. It wasn't till i was at my car and looked at the paper work i see her mistake and return to explain she mested up. When i try to explain, her chinese ass starts talking really loud at me saying she wrote down exactly what i said. I had to raise my voice and ask her to be quite, because she was so loud. I explain to her what she did. another lady comes over because she see's how close i am to punching this lady in the face. She talks to me like a person and i then explain to her what the ladys mistake was. She says she understands, but since the other nurse fucked up i have to wait until july of 06 until i can come back. Luckly she pulled me out side and told me she was switching the info around so that i could come back in september. But i told her not to bother i would go some where else. Little did i know it would be a wild goose chase to orange ave all the way to maitland. And i am agnry to say i still have all of my blood.
Its irony like this that makes me sooooo mad and yet laugh because all i wanna do is donate my blood. Well also to find out if i have some penis disease i don't know about.
So it just goes to show, it doens't always pay to donate.
I should have gone to an aids clinic in africa.
I woke up this morning on the wrong side of the bed.(7:00) Because i was suppose to help my friends mom. She ends up not needing me. So i decided i want to get tested/donate blood. So i go to the va clinic off of lakemont by the old cemetary. (Or more widely known the kwik stop). I go in and i'm already nervous because i'm tired and i hate needles. So i sit there patiently and read the forms that ask if i have aids and stuff. I tell them i don't know how i should know that, i have never been tested. Whatever. I feel out this chart asking if i have weird stuff and if i've had sex with a man since 1977. *There was that one night, but he told me its what grown ups do, just kiddingg. One of the questions asks if you have had a pericing and the next one asks if i have had a tatto. I answer yes to both. I go into the back to get my pulse taken ect, and she asks how long it was since i had my ear peirced. I told her less than a month but i already took it out. She asks the same for my tattoo i say i got it jan of 04 and then touched up in june 04. She leaves and comes back to tell me i can't get blood taken because it has to be more than a year for my tattoo.....Pause for a second.
I got my tattoo january 04
to july 19 is more than a year
Whats that? Oh i got it touched up in june?
Thats more than a fucking year!
The stuppiddd (&(6%$#$&#^@^&!^%&^%##( wrote down that i got my tattoo touched up less than a month. Which if you read above is incorrect. I walk out and get mad not understanding at first. It wasn't till i was at my car and looked at the paper work i see her mistake and return to explain she mested up. When i try to explain, her chinese ass starts talking really loud at me saying she wrote down exactly what i said. I had to raise my voice and ask her to be quite, because she was so loud. I explain to her what she did. another lady comes over because she see's how close i am to punching this lady in the face. She talks to me like a person and i then explain to her what the ladys mistake was. She says she understands, but since the other nurse fucked up i have to wait until july of 06 until i can come back. Luckly she pulled me out side and told me she was switching the info around so that i could come back in september. But i told her not to bother i would go some where else. Little did i know it would be a wild goose chase to orange ave all the way to maitland. And i am agnry to say i still have all of my blood.
Its irony like this that makes me sooooo mad and yet laugh because all i wanna do is donate my blood. Well also to find out if i have some penis disease i don't know about.
So it just goes to show, it doens't always pay to donate.
I should have gone to an aids clinic in africa.