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1. Do you still talk to the person you lost your virginity to?
every morning, noon, and night.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
eat 1,000 bowls of soup or cereal (over an extended period of time, of course).
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary/middle school?
in early elementary school, back when cool 105.9FM still existed, i listened to oldies non-stop. my jump into "modern" music during middle school was associated with hanson's debut; a band which i still like very much. toward 8th grade, i preferred such bands as green day, the barenaked ladies, nine days, marcy playground, smashmouth, harvey danger, and just about anything that they used to feature on VH1's now deceased "rock across america" summer countdown.
4. What is the best thing about your current job?
um... not having one, i suppose.
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?
i wish cell phones would disappear off the face of the planet.
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
well. that's a loaded question. i'm not against homosexual relationships. i am pretty much not in favor of marriage though - same sex or not. i think it has been over romanticized so people jump right into it, and that leads to an inflated divorce rate.
7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
yes.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
i haven't the foggiest idea, but i bet it will be connecticut, so it won't be much of a vacation anyway. visiting relatives doesn't exactly make for a relaxing holiday.
9. Quote a song lyric, because I told you to!
"when you flew through that windshield,
and your life passed reel-to-reel,
was there a big part for me?"
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
friends? who are those? i have trevor, and i have jimmy.
everyone else is generally considered an acquaintance, or a very good acquaintance. no offense, it's just that no one kept up with me (and vice-versa, i suppose) after high school.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
oh god, yes. one day i will own a condo/house full of crappy, cheap, build-it-yourself ikea furniture, and i will be the happiest girl on the face of the planet. poang chair, here i come!
12. Do you like your parents?
yes.
13. Do you still live with them?
50% of the time.
14. What state/country are you from?
florida.
15. Tell us about the last conversation you had?
it was sickeningly cute.
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
essentially, right where i am now. i suppose there will be minor, unforeseeable changes. but generally, i don't see any major revolutions beginning between now and then.
17. What is your favorite smell?
gasoline.
18. Are you close with your siblings?
very close.
because they don't exist.
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
huh? is that really someone one can consider themselves? doesn't that involve more of a diagnosis by a well-schooled medical professional?
20. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment?
it is 8:31am and it is approximately 62 degrees fahrenheit outside. partly cloudy, very humid, and the winds are calm.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your co-workers?
my imaginary co-workers?
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
no.
23. Have you ever played spin the bottle?
no.
24. Have you ever toilet papered someone's house?
no.
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
yes.
26. Have you ever gone camping?
*sigh* yes... sadly...
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend?
my imaginary sister's imaginary friend? sure...
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
no.
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
no.
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
yes, but i don't know if he still reads this, and i don't want him hunting me down and trying to kill me for befouling his name.
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
no.
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
yes.
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
yes.
34. Have you ever been cheated on?
yes.
35. Have you ever had sex with one of your myspace friends?
well, yes, technically... but i didn't meet him on myspace. he's my boyfriend, so that makes it sound a lot better than hooking up with a random person from the internet.
36. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
yes.
37. Have you ever felt like you were just completely rhino raped?
*raises eyebrow* that is illogical.
38. Have you ever lied to your parents?
uh... duh? if there is a person who hasn't, i'd like to meet them.
39. Have you ever been out of the U.S?
yes, i think... does the caribbean count?
40. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
no.
41. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat?
no. hats make me look worse than bad haircuts.
42. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places?
like, in one day? no. in my entire lifetime... uh, yes, obviously.
43. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didnt know what was going on?
no.
44. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
no.
45. Have you ever slept with one of your co-workers?
i sleep with all of my co-workers. seeing as i have none.
every morning, noon, and night.
2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
eat 1,000 bowls of soup or cereal (over an extended period of time, of course).
3. What kind of music did you listen to in elementary/middle school?
in early elementary school, back when cool 105.9FM still existed, i listened to oldies non-stop. my jump into "modern" music during middle school was associated with hanson's debut; a band which i still like very much. toward 8th grade, i preferred such bands as green day, the barenaked ladies, nine days, marcy playground, smashmouth, harvey danger, and just about anything that they used to feature on VH1's now deceased "rock across america" summer countdown.
4. What is the best thing about your current job?
um... not having one, i suppose.
5. Do you wish cell phone etiquette was required in class?
i wish cell phones would disappear off the face of the planet.
6. Are you against same sex marriage?
well. that's a loaded question. i'm not against homosexual relationships. i am pretty much not in favor of marriage though - same sex or not. i think it has been over romanticized so people jump right into it, and that leads to an inflated divorce rate.
7. Have you been on a date in the past week?
yes.
8. Where are you going on your next vacation?
i haven't the foggiest idea, but i bet it will be connecticut, so it won't be much of a vacation anyway. visiting relatives doesn't exactly make for a relaxing holiday.
9. Quote a song lyric, because I told you to!
"when you flew through that windshield,
and your life passed reel-to-reel,
was there a big part for me?"
10. Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
friends? who are those? i have trevor, and i have jimmy.
everyone else is generally considered an acquaintance, or a very good acquaintance. no offense, it's just that no one kept up with me (and vice-versa, i suppose) after high school.
11. Do you own any furniture from Ikea?
oh god, yes. one day i will own a condo/house full of crappy, cheap, build-it-yourself ikea furniture, and i will be the happiest girl on the face of the planet. poang chair, here i come!
12. Do you like your parents?
yes.
13. Do you still live with them?
50% of the time.
14. What state/country are you from?
florida.
15. Tell us about the last conversation you had?
it was sickeningly cute.
16. Where do you see yourself in one month?
essentially, right where i am now. i suppose there will be minor, unforeseeable changes. but generally, i don't see any major revolutions beginning between now and then.
17. What is your favorite smell?
gasoline.
18. Are you close with your siblings?
very close.
because they don't exist.
19. Do you consider yourself bi-polar?
huh? is that really someone one can consider themselves? doesn't that involve more of a diagnosis by a well-schooled medical professional?
20. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment?
it is 8:31am and it is approximately 62 degrees fahrenheit outside. partly cloudy, very humid, and the winds are calm.
21. Have you ever done anything vindictive to your co-workers?
my imaginary co-workers?
22. Have you ever gone to therapy?
no.
23. Have you ever played spin the bottle?
no.
24. Have you ever toilet papered someone's house?
no.
25. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
yes.
26. Have you ever gone camping?
*sigh* yes... sadly...
27. Have you ever had a crush on your sister's friend?
my imaginary sister's imaginary friend? sure...
28. Have you ever been to a nude beach?
no.
29. Have you ever had sex on the beach?
no.
30. Have you ever had a stalker?
yes, but i don't know if he still reads this, and i don't want him hunting me down and trying to kill me for befouling his name.
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
no.
32. Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?
yes.
33. Have you ever gone to a party where you were the only sober one?
yes.
34. Have you ever been cheated on?
yes.
35. Have you ever had sex with one of your myspace friends?
well, yes, technically... but i didn't meet him on myspace. he's my boyfriend, so that makes it sound a lot better than hooking up with a random person from the internet.
36. Have you ever felt betrayed by your best friend?
yes.
37. Have you ever felt like you were just completely rhino raped?
*raises eyebrow* that is illogical.
38. Have you ever lied to your parents?
uh... duh? if there is a person who hasn't, i'd like to meet them.
39. Have you ever been out of the U.S?
yes, i think... does the caribbean count?
40. Have you ever thrown up from working out?
no.
41. Have you ever gotten a haircut so bad that you wore a hat?
no. hats make me look worse than bad haircuts.
42. Have you ever eaten 3 meals from 3 different fast food places?
like, in one day? no. in my entire lifetime... uh, yes, obviously.
43. Have you ever gotten so wasted you didnt know what was going on?
no.
44. Have you ever spied on someone you had a crush on?
no.
45. Have you ever slept with one of your co-workers?
i sleep with all of my co-workers. seeing as i have none.