Old and boring but ............... if I was your girlfriend

[vicsvamp]

 If I was your girlfriend...

How many times a day would you kiss me?
How many times a day would you have sex with me?
Would we have sex everyday?
How many times a day would you just want to hold me?
Would you take me places?
Would you love me?
If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it?
Would you take me anywhere special?
If I was sick... what

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[just_abuse_me]

How many times a day would you kiss me? Mmmmmm probably too many times... until you pushed at me and went 'Go 'way, Joel.'
How many times a day would you have sex with me? Aha... See above response.
Would we have sex everyday? Probably. But then, I'm a nympho and you fucking know this.
How many times a day would you just want to hold me? Aaaall the time! *grabby hands* Cuddles, Cassie.
Would you take me places? Places you never been, baby. *rolls eyes* Okay I'm retarded, but yes! Lots of places!
Would you love me? ... I do love you silly.
If we went out on a date would you have me pay for it? Pfsh, no. But then I'm poor so... I'd like... whore or something so you didn't have to pay. Lol I'm totally joking but no. You wouldn't pay for it.
Would you take me anywhere special? Lots of places. I have a few places here I'd like to show you.
If I was sick... what would you do? O.O Go mother Rush on you and make you stay in bed and watch crap movies and feed you soup and... *hyperventilates*
If one a my friends tried to get with you what would you do? Laugh in their face... but then I'm a bad person.
Would you tell me? Probably, but only if it actually made me uncomfortable.
Would you listen to all my problems and help me solve them? I try to do that anyway *snuggleloves*
Would you introduce me to your mom/dad? Hell yes! Only... I'd have to save you from my dad because he doesn't ever ever ever shut up about anything and you'd want to run away just so he'd stop talking.
Would you care about what I wore when we out? Pfsh, no.
Would you go to the Club with me? *smiles* Uh huh. F'we can dance to DJ Sammy. (Feel free to make fun of me for that, Cass, you know damn well what I'm thinking about too.)
If your friend tried to get at me what would you do? *looks at Christy and bursts out laughing*
If someone tried to fight with me infront of you what would you do? Depends on what kind of fight but uh... I'd be behind you the whole way babykins, physical or verbal.
If a girl/guy tried to talk or dance with you at the club what would you do? *shrugs* Talk and dance back? Unless they got handsy... then they'd be on their ass.
If i cheated on you would you take me back? Yeah.
Would you give me your myspace password? ... I think you have it... don't you?
If i gave you mine would you read all my mail? Why would I do that?