Seen on a message board, in response to a thread about snotty Victoria's Secret salespeople..
"If someone gets a job working at VS, then their job is to help people select underwear and to ring up underwear. That's not meant to be mean, that's just a fact. Their job is not to be the 'who's worthy of undies' police/gatekeeper to the panties. I've long been tired of playing this stupid game w/snotty salespeople - trying to flag them down, trying to get them to acknowledge me, trying to get them off the phone w/their chatty friend or away from gossiping w/co-workers so I can get my dang underwear or whatever it is and go. It's a waste of my time and it's insulting. If someone came into my office, a paying client, I would never think of acting as if they weren't even there. But that is exactly what these snot salespeople do. It's terrible. So, to them, I DO say: YOU ARE AN UNDERPANT FETCHER. NOW FETCH ME MY UNDERPANTS.
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