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I'm still waiting to walk into a final, with everyone anxiously waiting for The Professor to hand out the exams, and as the clock hits the start time, The Professor announces: "SURPRISE! NO FINAL EXAM!" I might've posted this before.
"You're just afraid of success."
"Well, that depends on your definition of 'success.' If your definition is 'a giant, man-eating grizzly bear,' then, yes, of course I'm afraid of success."
WALP, I blew another semester. So, for the last 6 semesters, I have been progressively getting dumber. That's what they tell me. "You're stupid!" But y'know what?: NO! YOU'RE stupid, college!
"Maybe, someday, humans will evolve to never bite their tongue." That was an away message.
So I sent another idea to BustedTees. When I got burned last time, I gave my word that I would never send them another idea for a t-shirt. But, with the current economic situation, my word isn't worth as much as it used to be.. so, we'll see where this goes...
"You're just afraid of success."
"Well, that depends on your definition of 'success.' If your definition is 'a giant, man-eating grizzly bear,' then, yes, of course I'm afraid of success."
WALP, I blew another semester. So, for the last 6 semesters, I have been progressively getting dumber. That's what they tell me. "You're stupid!" But y'know what?: NO! YOU'RE stupid, college!
"Maybe, someday, humans will evolve to never bite their tongue." That was an away message.
So I sent another idea to BustedTees. When I got burned last time, I gave my word that I would never send them another idea for a t-shirt. But, with the current economic situation, my word isn't worth as much as it used to be.. so, we'll see where this goes...