124 Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

This man is an unfit parent. Nouns are not names. A living being has a proper name especially when it is dependent on your successful, in this case unsuccessful, nuturing.

Cameron and I can offer a far superior homelife. Normal in fact. I would have thought better of you. It's one thing to make a bad decision on the company you keep, it's another

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[bedsidemanners]

So it's... a dog named Dog.

[vicodincrutch]

Unimaginative and demeaning.... pretty reflective of his personality.

[bedsidemanners]

I don't know, if he'd really wanted demeaning, he could have always gone for "mongrel" or "mutt."

[vicodincrutch]

He didn't even think about it long enough.

[bedsidemanners]

Sad. I didn't take you for an animal lover.

words he will regret forever

[vicodincrutch]

A father's gotta do what a father's got to do.

ahahaha

[bedsidemanners]

How noble. You're practically giving me faith in humanity.

What are you naming him?

[vicodincrutch]

Her. I'm getting objections to Bessie Smith because she comes from a horribly uncultured home.

[bedsidemanners]

How about something Biblical? Abishag, Tamar...

[vicodincrutch]

Try yelling that down the street at dinner time.

And the name calling at school would be legendary.

[bedsidemanners]

Nonsense. You're taking her to school too? Your love knows no bounds.

[vicodincrutch]

I would? That nutjob would probably not.