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vicodincrutch

123 Diagnosis

Aug 05, 2011 15:22

For reference, I am capable of giving out compliments that do not have any kind of backhanded insult attached ( Read more... )

cameron, yawn, chase, i hate this place, fadsfdd, post curse, wilson

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adamantined August 7 2011, 09:31:35 UTC

That's only two. You've got at least half a million more people you need to dole out compliments to if you want people to believe that statement.

1/4 vicodincrutch August 8 2011, 05:28:38 UTC

Claire.

vicodincrutch August 8 2011, 05:29:08 UTC

Stop me if this gets too personal.

vicodincrutch August 8 2011, 05:30:03 UTC

But... I really think that you need to know this.

vicodincrutch August 8 2011, 05:30:41 UTC

Your hair is really very pretty.

1/3 adamantined August 8 2011, 05:33:55 UTC

adamantined August 8 2011, 05:34:06 UTC

adamantined August 8 2011, 05:34:21 UTC

Stop, it's getting too personal.

1/2 vicodincrutch August 8 2011, 05:47:42 UTC

Oops. This is already getting out of hand. Thank Wilson. This was his idea.

vicodincrutch August 8 2011, 05:48:54 UTC

That leaves approximately...499,999 to go.

adamantined August 8 2011, 05:52:45 UTC

I somehow don't believe that.

You can't just use the same compliment over and over. That's cheating. And what happens if you run into a bald guy?

vicodincrutch August 8 2011, 06:01:57 UTC

Are you saying that you don't think that I am admiring your hair at all and that it looks like a greasy, ugly mess?

adamantined August 8 2011, 12:40:10 UTC

No, I'm saying that I don't think it was Wilson's idea.

And I want to know what you'd compliment me on if I was bald. The perfect roundness of my head?

vicodincrutch August 10 2011, 02:39:15 UTC

I would ask you to sing Nothing Compares 2 U.

adamantined August 10 2011, 02:40:59 UTC

That's only slightly better than comparing me to Bruce Willis.

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