069. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Despite the fact this is my sixty-ninth entry, there's a lack of NC-17 material. I'll work on that. Don't you worry.

I've been preoccupied by the latest Twin Peaks involvement. Wilson, doctor, man, mouse and pushover, has a pint-size, adolescent doppelganger. I used to think that the whole concept of doubles was for the most part reserved for prime

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sob ::spams you with a million characters. luffs:: >_>

[had_not_lived]

I do have a name, you know.

<3 bring it <333

[vicodincrutch]

Mini Wilson covers it. Or do you like Jimmy Jr? Wilson 2.0?

he should meet az sometime for pb lulz. |D

[had_not_lived]

It's Neil. Neil Perry.

omfg ;-; yeeeees

[vicodincrutch]

Neilson it is.

bwaha.

[had_not_lived]

Why don't you call him Neil 2.0? I think on a technicality I'm older.

<333333

[vicodincrutch]

Tell me you're not a shinigami or something like that. I've suspended my belief enough as far as fiction goes for today.

[had_not_lived]

I was born in 1942.

[vicodincrutch]

So you want us to call you Grandpa?

[had_not_lived]

Again, I usually answer to Neil.

So, what, you work with Dr. Wilson?

[vicodincrutch]

Which is why Neilson works best so far. Less mind breaking.

Dr. Wilson works with me.

[had_not_lived]

...Whatever. I don't give a damn what you call me.

What's the difference?

[vicodincrutch]

THANKS, NEILSON.

I'm in charge.

[had_not_lived]

YOU'RE WELCOME. Weirdo.

You're his boss?

[vicodincrutch]

Anytime.

I was here first. I've got the clinic. I've got the apartment. Connect the dots.

[had_not_lived]

I thought he was your friend... why does it matter so much who's in charge?

[vicodincrutch]

It helps determine who has the final say when discussion fails.