057. Diagnosis

[vicodincrutch]

Shut up. Shut up. Will everyone shut up. Playing doctor is fun isn't it? Playing doctor when there is no authority? Not only is that dangerous and likely not the fun sexy kind, it is stupid. To anyone who is ready to believe in something because it is on the network and a nice person said it, the consequences are all yours. Enjoy

Comments

[tinyvampiregod]

I would like to hire you to teach me how to draw blood from humans in a sterile way.

...without fangs.

[vicodincrutch]

I would like a motorcycle.

[tinyvampiregod]

I would offer my pony, but he bites.

[vicodincrutch]

A motorcycle has several horses involved.

[tinyvampiregod]

None nearly as interesting as my own.

Will you or won't you, doctor? I'm a good student.