Oct 15, 2006 18:47
I asked Linh Nam to write my essay. This is what he wrote
and you have to understand that he NEVER EVER writes anything lol
Once upon a time there was a Korean(KRN,AZN) girl name Christine and she lived in the largest mushroom ever. She had twelve badgers and one snake for pets. She worked at the Daily Planet as a super writer and on the weekends she would have fun at home. She would take a bite out of the mushroom she lived in and would have crazy adventures. One time, a girl scout knocked on the door and asked if Christine wanted to buy some cookies. Christine invited her in and then chopped her up and ate her in a giant stew. She fed the badgers and the snake the leftovers. In reality it was all in her head and she only ate some leftover pork in the fridge. She realized she ate the last of the pork so she decided to go to the ultramarket and buy some more pigs. The end.