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*talking about getting anual VAGINA exam*
: and pap smear
: WEE SMEAR MY PAP ON YOUR FACE
+: ._.
+: what is that?
: ...
: are you serious?
: it's when they scrape your cervix and smear across a microscope slide and check for cancer
+: hehe vagina
+: LOOK I DONT HAVE A VAGINA
+: i have testicles
+: i just have to touch them every once and a while
+: the end.