Office S5 Deleted Scenes
Watching OFFICE S5 deleted scenes (1hrs worth on D1, 40 min on D2). So far:
• Meredith was (presumably) on Bang Boat.com and caught some sort of STD. Thats why her face was all jacked up in "Weight Loss"
• David Wallace chewed Ryan out over the phone, calling him a worthless human being. The whole office hears the call. Ryan (with red puffy eyes) says during his interview, "He's now on the list"
• Creed on business ethics: "I've done some things I'm not proud of. Committed some atrocities in Vietnam ... two years ago. Princess Cruise Lines."
• Phyllis and Bob Vance think they ran over someone in africa during their honeymoon safari and fled the scene "because we heard the police were corrupt and might beat us.... Maybe it was an ostrich... in a soccer uniform"
• Kevin cooked Ryan's sunglasses in the toaster oven in retaliation for Ryan admitting he broke his passenger rear view mirror (and refusing to pay for it, saying that was the fault of "Ryan 2.0")
• Kevin donated sperm to the clinic next to the IHOP... Jan might sue them.
• Holly sympathizes with Toby over the phone about the pains of being DM HR
• Jim: "Being Michael's connection to reality is not a job I'm willing to take on"
• Jan doen't bother to use a covering blanket when feeding astrid. Creed and Kevin are highly entertained. (i think this scene went on longer than the broadcast version)
• A baby stroller survives a rather rigorous QC check from Dwight
• Michael does a killer Don Corelone impersonation when Pam sends him some authentic New York pizza through the mail.
• Jim is a closet BSG fan; wtf is a show called "Cranston"
• Darryl makes good uses of a turn radius when Michael and Holly are watching a cat video in the truck. FYI, Darryl endures far worse and more PDA/couple's arguments in the deleted scenes
• Dwight knows how to make food and shelter "out of a Golden Retriever" which makes him a better man than Andy
• According to Dwight, JFK had a Luger on him at Dallas and "would have seen the three gunmen". Also his version of the assassination is much more entertaining than Stone's.
• Andy makes a terrible gay wingman for Oscar
• Pam's better at still lifes than graphic design
• Phyllis compares Angela to a worker ant that needs "a queen ant" what to do.
• When Meredith's hair catches on fire, Creed asserts she went up quick, "so she's definitely a witch. Or not."
• (Andy and Dwight discuss what weapons to bring to their duel)
Pam: Wait are those guns?
Creed: Yes they are. Andy's is for hunting pheasants, and Dwight's is for killing elephants.
Pam: Okay, we're not doing that.
Stanley: Hang on Pam. Andy, do you fully understand the prize is Angela. (pan to Angela's disgusted look)
Andy: So help me God I do.
Stanley: And Dwight do you fully understand that the prize is Angela?
Dwight: I do.
Stanley: Then give them both guns.
Phyllis: Stanley!
Stanley: Darwin, baby, Darwin.
• I counted at least four cats in Angela's window, waiting for her to come home.
Apparently the Best Buy set comes with a "Shrute's Beet Farm" shirt. Oh and looks like Pam and Jim are
tying the knot on The Maid of the Mist for the Oct 8th episode (a two parter). The baby will be born in time for February sweeps .
• Meredith was (presumably) on Bang Boat.com and caught some sort of STD. Thats why her face was all jacked up in "Weight Loss"
• David Wallace chewed Ryan out over the phone, calling him a worthless human being. The whole office hears the call. Ryan (with red puffy eyes) says during his interview, "He's now on the list"
• Creed on business ethics: "I've done some things I'm not proud of. Committed some atrocities in Vietnam ... two years ago. Princess Cruise Lines."
• Phyllis and Bob Vance think they ran over someone in africa during their honeymoon safari and fled the scene "because we heard the police were corrupt and might beat us.... Maybe it was an ostrich... in a soccer uniform"
• Kevin cooked Ryan's sunglasses in the toaster oven in retaliation for Ryan admitting he broke his passenger rear view mirror (and refusing to pay for it, saying that was the fault of "Ryan 2.0")
• Kevin donated sperm to the clinic next to the IHOP... Jan might sue them.
• Holly sympathizes with Toby over the phone about the pains of being DM HR
• Jim: "Being Michael's connection to reality is not a job I'm willing to take on"
• Jan doen't bother to use a covering blanket when feeding astrid. Creed and Kevin are highly entertained. (i think this scene went on longer than the broadcast version)
• A baby stroller survives a rather rigorous QC check from Dwight
• Michael does a killer Don Corelone impersonation when Pam sends him some authentic New York pizza through the mail.
• Jim is a closet BSG fan; wtf is a show called "Cranston"
• Darryl makes good uses of a turn radius when Michael and Holly are watching a cat video in the truck. FYI, Darryl endures far worse and more PDA/couple's arguments in the deleted scenes
• Dwight knows how to make food and shelter "out of a Golden Retriever" which makes him a better man than Andy
• According to Dwight, JFK had a Luger on him at Dallas and "would have seen the three gunmen". Also his version of the assassination is much more entertaining than Stone's.
• Andy makes a terrible gay wingman for Oscar
• Pam's better at still lifes than graphic design
• Phyllis compares Angela to a worker ant that needs "a queen ant" what to do.
• When Meredith's hair catches on fire, Creed asserts she went up quick, "so she's definitely a witch. Or not."
• (Andy and Dwight discuss what weapons to bring to their duel)
Pam: Wait are those guns?
Creed: Yes they are. Andy's is for hunting pheasants, and Dwight's is for killing elephants.
Pam: Okay, we're not doing that.
Stanley: Hang on Pam. Andy, do you fully understand the prize is Angela. (pan to Angela's disgusted look)
Andy: So help me God I do.
Stanley: And Dwight do you fully understand that the prize is Angela?
Dwight: I do.
Stanley: Then give them both guns.
Phyllis: Stanley!
Stanley: Darwin, baby, Darwin.
• I counted at least four cats in Angela's window, waiting for her to come home.
Apparently the Best Buy set comes with a "Shrute's Beet Farm" shirt. Oh and looks like Pam and Jim are
tying the knot on The Maid of the Mist for the Oct 8th episode (a two parter). The baby will be born in time for February sweeps .