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Last week I wrote a (probably) bad and insincere paper, but at least I didn't stay up all night doing it. I also saw someone almost get hit by a car. Then four people jumped out of the car and tried to start a fight with the pedestrian on the grounds that "man why you gotta flip off my girlfriend?" One of the guys kind of looked like Britney Spears's new boyfriend. I also heard a story on NPR about Mormons baptizing dead people, and then those dead people's children getting really mad, when they found out about it because the baptism records were kept on file in an office in Salt Lake City. I guess it wasn't the first time that happened either. The Mormon church now admonishes its members to only baptize their own dead ancestors. So there. Sounds like the stuff from which reality TV is made. The story was probably more elaborate than that, but it was the first thing I heard after waking up, which was a great way to wake up. That's about it, but I'm seeing David Sedaris on Tuesday, so fuckin' a motherfuckers.