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Last night was awesome.
Lets do it again.
I hate looking for a job.
Today I am a imposter. I'm a regular girl disguised as a hipster. I am attempting to look as hip as possible so when I walk into a store the manager will be like DAMN! She is hip, so hip that I should employ her. Hopefully it will work. If not please send me your hipest vibes ever and then perhaps I will become the supernova of hip. That would be far out.
THis is my resume... picture it with bolded words and fancy smuck like that... this is just the meat of it... tell me what you think. P.S. Be one of my fake call in references. I am running low on them seeing how I left my last job with the reason of.. "euuuu... I got arrested? Yeah arrested on the weekend... won't be coming back to work... see ya!"
Victoria Wood
301 Richler Drive
Oakville, Ontario
L6H 5H1
(905) 257 1744
Vicky_tricky@hotmail.com
Objective: Goal-orientated high-school graduate seeking full-time employment.
Summary of Skills:
- Excellent customer service skills
- Organized
- Excellent telephone manner
- Responsible
- Works well with others
- Bright, energetic, friendly, enthusiastic
- Independent, self motivated
- Superior communication skills
- Honest, trustworthy and reliable
- Ability to multi-task
- Creative
- Punctual
- Strong computer skills (MS Office)
Work Experience:
Oakville Golf Course Oakville, Ontario
Salad Chef and Dishwasher 2003 to 2004
- Prepared Members’ Food
- Set up Banquet Hall
- Cleaned and Closed Kitchen
- Worked at Snack Bar
5 Drive In Oakville, Ontario
Server and Cashier 2001 to 2002
- Catered to Customer's needs
- Prepared Food
- Operated cash register
Volunteer Experience:
Maple Hill Manor New Waterford, NS
Activity Department June 2005 to August 2005
- Organized Activities for Residents
- Motivated Residents
- Conversed with Residents
- Reported on Activities
- Prepared Meals and Activities with Residents
- Supervised Outings with Residents
Ferme Ecole LaPokita La Pocatiere, QC
Farm Maintenance April 2005 to June 2005
- Cleaned Animal Stalls
- Basic Animal Care
- Transported Hay for Food and Bedding
- Maintenance
W.C. Eaket Secondary School Blind River, Ontario
Volunteer February 2005 to April 2005
- Supervised Native Resource Room
- Prepare a nutritious breakfast for low-income students
- Organized Office Folders
- Painted Educational Murals
Education: White Oaks Secondary School Oakville, Ontario
High School Diploma 1999 - 2004
Katimavik Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia
Leadership Certificate 2005
- Canada's Leading National Youth Volunteer Service
- Fosters Personal Development
- Intensive Learning Environment including:
o Second Language
o Leadership
o Cultural Discovery
o Environment
o Healthy Living
Language: - Strong verbal and written communication skills
- Basic Understanding of French
References: Available upon request
Last night we were drinking Australian wine and on the wine bottle it said that you can eat it with Kangaroo steak. Where can you find Kangaroo steak. My theory is I need to call someone in Australia and tell them to go shoot and mail me a kangaroo.
I'm out on the prowl for a job... see ya.
Lets do it again.
I hate looking for a job.
Today I am a imposter. I'm a regular girl disguised as a hipster. I am attempting to look as hip as possible so when I walk into a store the manager will be like DAMN! She is hip, so hip that I should employ her. Hopefully it will work. If not please send me your hipest vibes ever and then perhaps I will become the supernova of hip. That would be far out.
THis is my resume... picture it with bolded words and fancy smuck like that... this is just the meat of it... tell me what you think. P.S. Be one of my fake call in references. I am running low on them seeing how I left my last job with the reason of.. "euuuu... I got arrested? Yeah arrested on the weekend... won't be coming back to work... see ya!"
Victoria Wood
301 Richler Drive
Oakville, Ontario
L6H 5H1
(905) 257 1744
Vicky_tricky@hotmail.com
Objective: Goal-orientated high-school graduate seeking full-time employment.
Summary of Skills:
- Excellent customer service skills
- Organized
- Excellent telephone manner
- Responsible
- Works well with others
- Bright, energetic, friendly, enthusiastic
- Independent, self motivated
- Superior communication skills
- Honest, trustworthy and reliable
- Ability to multi-task
- Creative
- Punctual
- Strong computer skills (MS Office)
Work Experience:
Oakville Golf Course Oakville, Ontario
Salad Chef and Dishwasher 2003 to 2004
- Prepared Members’ Food
- Set up Banquet Hall
- Cleaned and Closed Kitchen
- Worked at Snack Bar
5 Drive In Oakville, Ontario
Server and Cashier 2001 to 2002
- Catered to Customer's needs
- Prepared Food
- Operated cash register
Volunteer Experience:
Maple Hill Manor New Waterford, NS
Activity Department June 2005 to August 2005
- Organized Activities for Residents
- Motivated Residents
- Conversed with Residents
- Reported on Activities
- Prepared Meals and Activities with Residents
- Supervised Outings with Residents
Ferme Ecole LaPokita La Pocatiere, QC
Farm Maintenance April 2005 to June 2005
- Cleaned Animal Stalls
- Basic Animal Care
- Transported Hay for Food and Bedding
- Maintenance
W.C. Eaket Secondary School Blind River, Ontario
Volunteer February 2005 to April 2005
- Supervised Native Resource Room
- Prepare a nutritious breakfast for low-income students
- Organized Office Folders
- Painted Educational Murals
Education: White Oaks Secondary School Oakville, Ontario
High School Diploma 1999 - 2004
Katimavik Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia
Leadership Certificate 2005
- Canada's Leading National Youth Volunteer Service
- Fosters Personal Development
- Intensive Learning Environment including:
o Second Language
o Leadership
o Cultural Discovery
o Environment
o Healthy Living
Language: - Strong verbal and written communication skills
- Basic Understanding of French
References: Available upon request
Last night we were drinking Australian wine and on the wine bottle it said that you can eat it with Kangaroo steak. Where can you find Kangaroo steak. My theory is I need to call someone in Australia and tell them to go shoot and mail me a kangaroo.
I'm out on the prowl for a job... see ya.