action is the enemy of thought...
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 15% on proof
You scored higher than 83% on beer index
You scored higher than 84% on wine index
You scored higher than 82% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid
A is for age: twenty-one
B is for booze: vodka
C is for career: events coordinator
D is for dad's name: gary
E is for essential items to bring to a party: pipe, pot, pills
F is for favorite song at the moment: the bravery - honest mistake
G is for girlfriend: liberty
H is for hometown: adelaide
I is for instruments you play: used to play drums, but so long ago and so badly i hardly think it counts now
J is for jam or jelly you like: cherry
K is for kids: cute but probably not for me
L is for living arrangements: living in sin
M is for mom's name: susan lynette
N is for name of your best friend: adrian michael
O is for overnight hospital stays: only in relation to back problems and pneumonia
P is for phobia[s]: home invasions, fucktard drivers
Q is for quote you like: "sex and love are equally strong, for sex can make you forget anything, and love can make you do anything"
R is for relationship that lasted the longest: adrian - may 03 to present (nearly 2 years)
S is for sexual position: varies
T is for time you wake up: m-f 6:30am. weekends, whenever
U is for unique trait: not lj rated
V is for vegetable you love: taties!!! anything potato
W is for worst habit: lack of haus frau traits. i simply cannot be fucked cleaning the house, there is always something better to do
X is for x-rays you've had: most recent were cat scans for my cranial injury after partying the whole weekend for bdo 04
Y is for yummy food you make: special brownies, apricot chicken, pasta, tuna bake
Z is for zodiac sign: sagittarius
MOON
"the chooser, the romantic"
You are gifted in turning difficult situations into
positive events. You are a romantic you doesnt
wish to be decieved or deluded by others-- you
have little tolerance for self-deception or -
illusion. You are often placed in a position
where you must make a choice between two very
different things (this is represented by all
the different pairs depicted on the card). You
are a tester of old patterns-- the honey-moon
is over and now it's time to deal with the
reality that has set in. You have a deep love
for harmony and wish to regain it. The jackels
in the card represent your inability to
tolerate delusion, illusion, and deception in
yourself or in others. You are gifted in
spotting lies.
which major arcana of the thoth tarot deck are you? short, with pictures and detailed results
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INSTRUCTIONS
1. Copy this whole list into your journal.
2. Bold the things that are true about you.
3. Whatever you don't bold is false.
01. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions
02. I don't watch much TV these days
03. I love olives
04. I love sleeping
05. I own lots of books
06. I wear glasses or contact lenses
07. I love to play video games
08. I've tried ecstasy
09. I've watched porn movies
10. I have been in a threesome
11. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship
12. I believe honesty is usually the best policy
13. I have acne free skin
14. I like and respect Al Sharpton
15. I curse frequently
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have a hobby
18. I've been told I: (women) have an applebottom, (men) am packing.
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
20. I'm really, really smart
21. I've never broken someone's bones
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the rain
24. I'm paranoid at times
25. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
26. I need money right now
27. I love Sushi
28. I talk really, really fast
29. I have fresh breath in the morning
30. I have semi-long hair
31. I have lost money in Las Vegas
32. I have at least one brother and/or one sister
33. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
34. I shave my legs (females) or face (males) on a regular basis
35. I have a twin
36. I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyes in the past
37. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
38. I like the way that I look
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to cornrow
41. I am usually pessimistic
42. I have a lot of mood swings
43. I think prostitution should be legalized
44. I think Britney Spears is hot
45. I have cheated on a Sig. O. in the past
46. I have a hidden talent
47. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have
48. I think that I'm popular
49. I am currently single
50. I have kissed someone of the same sex
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in sweatpants
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather shop than eat
55. I would classify myself as ghetto
56. I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders
57. I'm obsessed with my LJ
58. I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
59. I'm a DAMN good dancer
60. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months
66. I love drama
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I've rejected someone before
69. I currently have a crush on someone
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before
73. I've called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club
76. I'm not allergic to anything
77. I have a lot to learn
78. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie
80. I am very shy around [everyone] the opposite sex
81. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message
82. I have at least 5 away messages saved
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs at a party
84. I have made a move on a friend's Sig. O. in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at [school] to be on LJ
87. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" [doctors?] with a neighbor or chum
88. I enjoy country music
89. I would die for my best friends
90. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all
95. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it
98. I have dated a close friend's ex
99. I'm happy as of this moment
Bold = I have Never (ie, if it's bold, I haven't done it)
I've never been drunk
I've never smoked pot
I've never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I've never kissed a member of the same sex
I never crashed a friend's car
I've never been to Japan
I never ridden in a taxi
I've never been in love
I've never had sex
I've never had sex in public
I've never been dumped
I never shoplifted
I've never been fired
I've never been in a fist fight
I never snuck out of my parent's house
I never pissed on myself
I've not had sex with a member of the same sex
I've never been arrested
I never made out with a stranger
I never stole anything from my job
I've not celebrated New Year's in Trafalgar Square or Times Square
I've never been on a blind date
I never lied to a friend
I never had a crush on a teacher
I never celebrated Mardi Gras
I never went to Europe
I never slept with a co-worker
I never cut myself on purpose
I never had sex in an office
I've not got married
I've not got divorced
I never sent nude pictures online
I never climbed a mountain
I never used sex toys
I never threw up in a bar
I never purposely set myself on fire
I never ate sushi
I've never been snowboarding
I've never been happy with myself
I've never met a movie star
I never had sex in a pool
I never went to a prom
I never bungee jumped
I've never been to a pop concert
I've not dated someone for over a year
I've never driven a tank
I've never had jelly juice
I've never lived abroad
I have never been to a Foreign country
I have never smoked
I have never tried to drink alcohol while underage
I have never been naked outside
i know it's long, but i'm fucking bored and so shitted off about work right now so i just dont give a flying fuck