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I am updatein` but it is just some thing`s I think are funny!!
If you don`t think tey are funny OH WELL!!!!
[1] One day there was a married couple driving in a car. After an argument, the lady said 'I want a divorce'. So the man drove 10km's faster. Then the lady said 'I'm taking the TV'. So the man drove 10km's faster. Then the lady said 'I'm taking the car'. So the man drove 10km's faster. Then the lady said 'Why are you driving so fast'. So the man said 'Because i'v got the side with the airbag'
[2] a little italian boy goes to his mother 5 days before christmas and says "mommy, i want a sega genesis for christmas" and his mother says: "well, if you want a sega genesis then you go write a letter to baby jesus" so the boy goes up to his room and takes a note pad and writes: "Dear baby jesus, if u bring me a sega genesis then i will be good for 1 whole year..." "no no no no, i can not be good for a whole year..." so he tears up the paper and wites: "Dear baby jesus, if u bring me a sega genesis then i shall be good for 6-months..." "no no no no, i can not be good for 6-months" so he tears up the paper and looks at the statue of the virgin mary, takes it, puts it in his closet, locks he closet and begins to write: "Dear baby jesus, if u ever want to see ur mother again..."
[3] there was three little boys who saved George Bush's life one day. george said "oh boys how can i ever repay you?" the first little boy said " i want a gameboy and all the games that come with it" george says " no problem. the next boy says i want a horse and a puppy and a playstation" george says " ok no problem" the last boy says i want a wheel chair with a built in refridgerator, and a built in game." george says " y u aint crippled" the boys says " no but i will be when i tell my daddy that i saved you.
[4] A husband and a wife were driving in the car one day after an argument when they drive past a farm with horses and cows and donkeys and pigs. The husband says to the wife, "relatives of yours?" "Yes," she says "inlaws!"
I am updatein` but it is just some thing`s I think are funny!!
If you don`t think tey are funny OH WELL!!!!
[1] One day there was a married couple driving in a car. After an argument, the lady said 'I want a divorce'. So the man drove 10km's faster. Then the lady said 'I'm taking the TV'. So the man drove 10km's faster. Then the lady said 'I'm taking the car'. So the man drove 10km's faster. Then the lady said 'Why are you driving so fast'. So the man said 'Because i'v got the side with the airbag'
[2] a little italian boy goes to his mother 5 days before christmas and says "mommy, i want a sega genesis for christmas" and his mother says: "well, if you want a sega genesis then you go write a letter to baby jesus" so the boy goes up to his room and takes a note pad and writes: "Dear baby jesus, if u bring me a sega genesis then i will be good for 1 whole year..." "no no no no, i can not be good for a whole year..." so he tears up the paper and wites: "Dear baby jesus, if u bring me a sega genesis then i shall be good for 6-months..." "no no no no, i can not be good for 6-months" so he tears up the paper and looks at the statue of the virgin mary, takes it, puts it in his closet, locks he closet and begins to write: "Dear baby jesus, if u ever want to see ur mother again..."
[3] there was three little boys who saved George Bush's life one day. george said "oh boys how can i ever repay you?" the first little boy said " i want a gameboy and all the games that come with it" george says " no problem. the next boy says i want a horse and a puppy and a playstation" george says " ok no problem" the last boy says i want a wheel chair with a built in refridgerator, and a built in game." george says " y u aint crippled" the boys says " no but i will be when i tell my daddy that i saved you.
[4] A husband and a wife were driving in the car one day after an argument when they drive past a farm with horses and cows and donkeys and pigs. The husband says to the wife, "relatives of yours?" "Yes," she says "inlaws!"