safety first

[vickeh_33]

On Thursday night, whilst trying to get the stone out of an avocado (a spectacularly middle-class accident), I accidently, almost severed my finger. It was a right gusher and I had no idea what to do (turns out subsequently that everything I did do was wrong) and up at the hospital, getting my ring out of the wound where it was lodged was a bit

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[vickeh_33]

middle class or just off the 70's....my next one will be a gouging incident involving a melon-baller.......

the army????

[vickeh_33]

Wise move. More fun and less shouting, well probably.

St Johns Ambulance???

[vickeh_33]

True.....smart arse.