Vickalology
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Technology:
Q. What is the wallpaper on your computer:
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Four
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Not unless nobody’s told me about it… Worrying thought.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Portfolio for an interview at UWE university in Bristol, which I didn’t go to.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Nope… Got hit round the bonce with a pool cue once though whilst trying to be heroic.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Utterly, one-hundred percent, absolutely not. Talk about a ticking clock, man, no.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Something appropriately tom-boyish. I was almost called Lenny, but I’d be cool with Adrianne too - she’s frequently been my alter-ego when I’ve written myself into stories. She normally causes a lot of trouble.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Quite like blue on me - I’m ginger and blue is the complimentary colour to orange *gets the art out*. I’m not a fan of anything pastel ‘cause I’ve got fair skin and red hair but I like anything a bit earthy as well. Red when I’m trying to seduce, obviously. Coral? No!
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Heh-heh… No.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Probably wouldn’t have to be that much, to be honest.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
(My sister: “Wouldn’t grow back, would it?”) Er, no. And no, I wouldn’t.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
No, on principal. It’s a freedom of speech thing.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Why, you offering? Would Gene be there?
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
That’s so American! How big’s a bottle? I’d give it a go, anyway.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Which human? No, I wouldn’t. I mean come on, I got principled over blogging, I’m hardly going to support murder, am I?
DUMBOLOGY
Q. What is in your left pocket?
£1.70 and a yellow hair band, narrow.
Q. Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I en’t never seen it, I’m afraid.
Q. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet, and a wee bit of lino. I wish it was wood and tile, but there you are.
Q. Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand. Chairs tend to get a bit soggy.
Q. How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
None. Ghastly things.
LASTOLOGY
Q. Last person who texted you?
Friend from college. She got into a university.
Q. Last person who called you?
My sister. Was I coming out with her Saturday night? I did. It were fun.
Q. Last person you hugged?
*Sister spontaneous tries to squeeze me head off of my shoulders and calls it a hug.* She just wants a mention. Another one. Silly moo.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q. Number?
9
Q. Season?
Autumn, we’ve concluded. Apparently I look autumnal. Lovely.
Q. Color?
Orange. Burnt orange. Cortina-coloured, you might say.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q. Missing someone?
Yes. He doesn't know I am.
Q. Mood?
Relieved, and slightly wobbly. Huh.
Q. Listening to?
My sister’s endless whittering. (“Nah - I’m chattin’ shit.”)
Q. Watching?
Laptop, duh-brain.
Q. Worrying About?
Many, many things. Moving on.
Q. Wearing?
A starry red top and a silver necklace. Blue jeans and brown lush cowboy boots. Sexy.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q. First place you went this morning?
The fridge. There was nothing in it.
Q. What can you not wait to do?
Nothing: I’m very patient.
Q. Do you smile often?
Well, not when I’m just sitting in front of a PC screen, that’d be weird. The rest of the time I try to do it exclusively. Like my default setting. Can’t say it’s always a successful endeavour but one must try.
Q. Are you a friendly person?
A little overly so, sometimes. Do you want to be my friend?
Technology:
Q. What is the wallpaper on your computer:
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Four
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Not unless nobody’s told me about it… Worrying thought.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Portfolio for an interview at UWE university in Bristol, which I didn’t go to.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Nope… Got hit round the bonce with a pool cue once though whilst trying to be heroic.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Utterly, one-hundred percent, absolutely not. Talk about a ticking clock, man, no.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Something appropriately tom-boyish. I was almost called Lenny, but I’d be cool with Adrianne too - she’s frequently been my alter-ego when I’ve written myself into stories. She normally causes a lot of trouble.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Quite like blue on me - I’m ginger and blue is the complimentary colour to orange *gets the art out*. I’m not a fan of anything pastel ‘cause I’ve got fair skin and red hair but I like anything a bit earthy as well. Red when I’m trying to seduce, obviously. Coral? No!
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Heh-heh… No.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Probably wouldn’t have to be that much, to be honest.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
(My sister: “Wouldn’t grow back, would it?”) Er, no. And no, I wouldn’t.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
No, on principal. It’s a freedom of speech thing.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Why, you offering? Would Gene be there?
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
That’s so American! How big’s a bottle? I’d give it a go, anyway.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Which human? No, I wouldn’t. I mean come on, I got principled over blogging, I’m hardly going to support murder, am I?
DUMBOLOGY
Q. What is in your left pocket?
£1.70 and a yellow hair band, narrow.
Q. Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I en’t never seen it, I’m afraid.
Q. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Carpet, and a wee bit of lino. I wish it was wood and tile, but there you are.
Q. Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand. Chairs tend to get a bit soggy.
Q. How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
None. Ghastly things.
LASTOLOGY
Q. Last person who texted you?
Friend from college. She got into a university.
Q. Last person who called you?
My sister. Was I coming out with her Saturday night? I did. It were fun.
Q. Last person you hugged?
*Sister spontaneous tries to squeeze me head off of my shoulders and calls it a hug.* She just wants a mention. Another one. Silly moo.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q. Number?
9
Q. Season?
Autumn, we’ve concluded. Apparently I look autumnal. Lovely.
Q. Color?
Orange. Burnt orange. Cortina-coloured, you might say.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q. Missing someone?
Yes. He doesn't know I am.
Q. Mood?
Relieved, and slightly wobbly. Huh.
Q. Listening to?
My sister’s endless whittering. (“Nah - I’m chattin’ shit.”)
Q. Watching?
Laptop, duh-brain.
Q. Worrying About?
Many, many things. Moving on.
Q. Wearing?
A starry red top and a silver necklace. Blue jeans and brown lush cowboy boots. Sexy.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q. First place you went this morning?
The fridge. There was nothing in it.
Q. What can you not wait to do?
Nothing: I’m very patient.
Q. Do you smile often?
Well, not when I’m just sitting in front of a PC screen, that’d be weird. The rest of the time I try to do it exclusively. Like my default setting. Can’t say it’s always a successful endeavour but one must try.
Q. Are you a friendly person?
A little overly so, sometimes. Do you want to be my friend?