Dear brain,
Why must you have a headache?
From, your owner
Dear House fic writer x,
You have lovely House fic. You understand the characters and are a good writer. But please get an American beta to point out the Briticism. You do a great job at the little things, like only making them say "bloody" when people are actually covered in blood, but there are tiny things that stop me from reading.
Thanks, Always in Search of Good House Fanfic
Dear Landlord,
I know you love the environment dearly and as part of that can you please get a new washer and dryer? The washer is broken, you know this. And the dryer takes 2 hours to dry clothing, which can't be saving electricity.
From, Your Very Busy Doesn't Have 12 Extra Hours to Do Laundry Tenant
Dear Box Project,
Every piece I measured and cut beautifully with my utility knife. I glued with care and love. Why do you have huge gaps?
Fuck you, the Designer
Dear Fic Writers,
If you say your work is unbeta-ed, I'm not going to read it.
KBTHX, A reader with not enough hours in the day
Dear Quiznos ad people,
I hate babies, especially talking ones. They scare me.
No love, v.wishes
Bree is still the bestest. I was waiting the entire funeral for Bree to change the tie. I was all just like "you go, girl." Marcia is such a great actor; the look on her face when the MIL hugged her after getting off the taxi was priceless.
Figures that Susan would make the dramatic tension a joke. Pretty anti-climatic. I'm just glad that Zach really didn't die. That would've been a bad cop-out.
So far I love Betty and the mystery. I'm going to assume it's her husband. Of course, Alfre has my love from her part on Star Trek.
Lynette multi-tasking and winning the job almost makes up for her bad reaction last season.
I think more Edie would be good.
Why is Barry Zuckerkorn on Crossing Jordan? I'm seeing crossover. What's with Nigel's hair? OMG, it's been too long since I've watched this show. He's like the anti-Barry.
Tony has his surgery tomorrow for his sleep apnea so send good vibes his way.