Oh and on a happier note....
I didn't write this. Somebody e-mailed it to me and I thougth it was wicked funny...
MEN ARE LIKE...
Men are like laxatives. They irritate the shit outta you.
Men are like bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like the weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth,and they usually head for your hips.
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.
Men are like commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like department stores. Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like government bonds. They take soooooooooooooo long to mature.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it will last.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Now show this to all remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know!!!!!
MEN ARE LIKE...
Men are like laxatives. They irritate the shit outta you.
Men are like bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like vacations. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like the weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth,and they usually head for your hips.
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.
Men are like commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like department stores. Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like government bonds. They take soooooooooooooo long to mature.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, and how long it will last.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Now show this to all remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know!!!!!