I Write Like...?

[vicioussweetie]

I write like
Bram Stoker
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Also: Ray Bradbury, and Rudyard Kipling or Oscar Wilde for poetry.

Darn it. I wanted Neil Gaiman and/or Jane Austen. How the heck do I end up writing like people I don't read?