On Time This Week 5

[vicioussweetie]

1. When is your usual bedtime?
Usually, it's when children and duty allow. Usually, that's anywhere between nine and never. Usually, it's too late.

2. How many hours of sleep do you need?That depends. I can function on very few, but I won't be amiable or clever with fewer than six. But then, if I'm only intended to pick fights, the less sleep

Comments

[well_trainered]

Cats aren't pillows.

...with one possible exception.

[vicioussweetie]

You all seem to think I'm a pillow, so it's only fair...

[well_trainered]

You're larger and softer than the parts we want to rest on you. With that one exception.

[vicioussweetie]

Fine. You can use me as a pillow...but only if I get to wear you as a hat.

[well_trainered]

I'll have to think about it. When would I have to be a hat?

[vicioussweetie]

When I'm going hat-wearing places.

[well_trainered]

Will you be carrying an umbrella to these places?

[vicioussweetie]

I might be, or a parasol.

[well_trainered]

As long as I won't be unduly dampened, I think we can make an arrangement.

[vicioussweetie]

...darnit. You weren't supposed to agree!

[well_trainered]

Am I not the reasonable one?

[vicioussweetie]

I don't see where that figures into being a hat.

[well_trainered]

I'm willing to negotiate pillow privileges for hat duties.

[vicioussweetie]

You are a very strange cat.

[well_trainered]

I prefer "exceptional."

[vicioussweetie]

I'm sure.