Masks for Idiots

[vicioussweetie]

Watching Phantom of the Opera (again...I know, I know), and I've realized something: they're pretty much all idiots. Raoul serves no useful purpose in the entire movie except to send Erik into a jealous rage. Every bit of good advice he's given is ignored, and his big attempt to save Christine is both unnecessary (because I think she was well on

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[oh_what_a_story]

I thought you were Team Sondheim because Weber stole the Phantom theme from Pink Floyd.

[vicioussweetie]

Well, that too. Too bad he didn't wait a few more years, he could have called it "sampling".

[oh_what_a_story]

Ha!

[vicioussweetie]

And in 1659, someone was accidentally creating hip-hop.

So, do I want to know what you're coming home in this time?

[oh_what_a_story]

Well, that depends. Got any requests?

[vicioussweetie]

No more ice cream trucks, please. They just get people's hopes up.

[oh_what_a_story]

No more ice cream trucks, got it. If I need to refrigerate something, I'll find another way.

[vicioussweetie]

Well, I'll amend that: you can have an ice cream truck if you're actually bringing ice cream, or something similar.

[oh_what_a_story]

Okay!

[vicioussweetie]

And also, so you know, Davyn's in a lot of trouble with Sasha so he's not allowed any treats right now.

[oh_what_a_story]

No treats for naughty kitties, got it.

What did he do?

[vicioussweetie]

Mistook someone's ringtone for "birdie o'clock" and woke me up really early.

[oh_what_a_story]

A ringtone? Really? That's a bad kitty. Anything else I should know, besides no treats?

[vicioussweetie]

No, we're not shunning him or anything. Nor have we affixed colorful letters to his fur.

[oh_what_a_story]

Although that is an option...

[vicioussweetie]

That would be too cruel.