Item the 1st: Is it wrong of me to almost desperately want cupcakes from
Butch Bakery? Or is it a sign that I'm secure enough in my femininity to admit I want a cupcake with bacon on top?
Item the 2nd: Upon my upteenth viewing of Sabrina (the Audrey Hepburn version), I noticed something: her poodle goes missing about halfway through. Nobody seems concerned, and then poof, it's back at the end. What happens to that poor dog? Did he run away? I suspect something more sinister. I'm not sure how, exactly, but I think George (the goldfish) is involved somehow. That fish must be very important, after all, to have a caretaker all to itself.