The Very Merry Month
Poor Robert. I hope he can handle having strange on tap. Giselle will be just fine (if certain people leave her alone), but Robert... well, at least he's got Giselle to look after him.
There's a new Iron Man. How the poor man suffers, having private jets and not using them.
And there's an adorable Prince Adam with a green tiger. I quite like him. And there's a big muscular guy, literally named He-Man, who also has a green tiger.
I wonder if all tigers are green, where they're from.
And Prince Charming. Gods help us.
Namor got himself hurt. Surprise surprise. I'm just glad Bobo came to tell me.
I tried to explain money to George.
Why do Jas' alternates have to be so much like him? I suspect this is all somebody's fault, and quite possibly mine, so instead I'm going to grump about how at least my alternates have the good decency to only be like me in the good ways (this is my story, and I'm sticking to it!).
At least things with Hans and Samus and Sasha and the goslings are going well. Though I'm a bit worried that "almost dying in a fiery plane crash" is "going well", when it comes to Hans. But he didn't die, and he won't die that way because he's not allowed to, and we had a lovely vacation. I choose to focus on the positives.
There's a new Iron Man. How the poor man suffers, having private jets and not using them.
And there's an adorable Prince Adam with a green tiger. I quite like him. And there's a big muscular guy, literally named He-Man, who also has a green tiger.
I wonder if all tigers are green, where they're from.
And Prince Charming. Gods help us.
Namor got himself hurt. Surprise surprise. I'm just glad Bobo came to tell me.
I tried to explain money to George.
Why do Jas' alternates have to be so much like him? I suspect this is all somebody's fault, and quite possibly mine, so instead I'm going to grump about how at least my alternates have the good decency to only be like me in the good ways (this is my story, and I'm sticking to it!).
At least things with Hans and Samus and Sasha and the goslings are going well. Though I'm a bit worried that "almost dying in a fiery plane crash" is "going well", when it comes to Hans. But he didn't die, and he won't die that way because he's not allowed to, and we had a lovely vacation. I choose to focus on the positives.