May 03, 2005 17:46
okay so it's offical...
i'm declaring all out war on mother fuckign Birmingham.
story.
first time i've been in birmingham for about 5 or 6 months. i park my car and go for a nice walk to get a coffee and go to purple haze. well you know i'm actulyl enjoyign myself in this shitty little town and then i go back and i notice a little meter maid [that guy that give parkign tickets.] so i see him putting it on my car and i freak out. i start bitching like hell at him some of my favortie moments during my screaming fit...
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!? THis is bull shit! what the fuck! What is this!?!"
Martin the Meter Maid [seriously thats his name] "It's a ticket. your meter was up."
"No!! Fuck this you asshole blasfhkfjdshakjfdsjkgfdjk
"Clam down miss or i'll arrest you!"
"YOUR A FUCKING METER MAID!! YOU CAN'T ARREST ME!!! GO AHED!!!"
"I will arrest you. Now go away."
"FINE...MARTIN!"
yeah. i payed it. bullshit.
so join the cause. riot in birmingham...its war.