Blackadder recs: series 2 & 3
"Blackader II" and "Blackadder the Third" recs:
Trousers by kadrin [series 2]
Gen, Blackadder, Baldrick, Percy, Melchett, Queenie, PG, 2400 words, humour. Summary: Lord Edmund Blackadder was concerned about the state of his tights.
This is one of the funniest fics I ever read. Baldrick positively shines here. :)
After he left, Percy surreptitiously confessed to Baldrick that, "Honestly, I can't tell his clothes one from another."
"Ah, well," Baldrick said, "you've got to look at the snake on his right arm."
"It's a different design?"
"Well, no, but sometimes its name is Martha and sometimes its name is Thomas..."
Conjugal Visit by karaokegal [series 2]
Melchett/Ludwig (aka Flossy), PG-13, 400 words, humour. Warning: canon bestiality. Summary: Missing scene from "Chains".
Awesomely pervy (but PG-13!) and funny. :)
Beyond the fear of torture and death was the sheer trauma of finding his beloved Flossy, companion of his Cornish schooldays, first love of his life, and learning the awful truth. Merely a subterfuge by the dastardly Ludwig. The fiendish contraption he was held in kept his hands from any contact with his body, but his manhood stirred at the memory of those downy limbs.
Pimp and Pomposity by castiron [series 3]
Blackadder/Lord Flashheart, Prince George/Lord Flashheart, R, 3000 words, humour, first time, some characters from other seasons appear (see A/N here). Summary: Just when Blackadder thought his day couldn't get any worse, Lord Flashheart knocked on the door.
This is sheer brilliance, as for me. *g*
"She likes to strap a warm sausage about her hips and insert it into her partner's....ahem."
"Mouth? Sounds like a fun way to eat sausage to me. Bring her on! Tally-ho!"
"Not mouth, sir. The opposite orifice."
Prince George looked puzzled, and murmured, "The food goes in the mouth, and down, and rumbles about in the belly, and finally...." He looked up, horror-struck. "You don't mean....""
Special Love Gifts by shaggydogstail [series 3]
Gen-ish, Blackadder/Baldrick (pairing indicated by the author; I'd say it's gen), G, 200 words, humour.
Awww or ewww? Hehehe. :)
It would take him the better part of the morning to finish the card, but he was sure it would be well worth the effort. That old git Blackadder was always in such a foul temper every Valentine's Day[...].
A Spotter's Guide to Moral Dilemmas (Including Bulgarian Varieties) by karose [series 3]
Blackadder/George, R, 2084 words, angst, established relationship (sort of).
This one is definitely more on a serious side. Marvelous Blackadder characterization.
The first time was when they were both young, or fairly so. They were both boys, a snotty child-prince and his snotty playmate-servant, with a rough liberty with each other in tone and manner, that one might almost mistake the two for friends.
It was thus in the wild play with each other in the servants' halls, in a dark gap between the kitchens and scullery, that the boy-prince George, a real unrouged flush to his skin, pushed his attendant against the wall and stated his terms. And after argument, and bickering, and an exchange of what seemed like much more money at the time than it really was, Edmund dropped to his knees and went to it.
"Blackadder Goes Forth" recs next time!
Trousers by kadrin [series 2]
Gen, Blackadder, Baldrick, Percy, Melchett, Queenie, PG, 2400 words, humour. Summary: Lord Edmund Blackadder was concerned about the state of his tights.
This is one of the funniest fics I ever read. Baldrick positively shines here. :)
After he left, Percy surreptitiously confessed to Baldrick that, "Honestly, I can't tell his clothes one from another."
"Ah, well," Baldrick said, "you've got to look at the snake on his right arm."
"It's a different design?"
"Well, no, but sometimes its name is Martha and sometimes its name is Thomas..."
Conjugal Visit by karaokegal [series 2]
Melchett/Ludwig (aka Flossy), PG-13, 400 words, humour. Warning: canon bestiality. Summary: Missing scene from "Chains".
Awesomely pervy (but PG-13!) and funny. :)
Beyond the fear of torture and death was the sheer trauma of finding his beloved Flossy, companion of his Cornish schooldays, first love of his life, and learning the awful truth. Merely a subterfuge by the dastardly Ludwig. The fiendish contraption he was held in kept his hands from any contact with his body, but his manhood stirred at the memory of those downy limbs.
Pimp and Pomposity by castiron [series 3]
Blackadder/Lord Flashheart, Prince George/Lord Flashheart, R, 3000 words, humour, first time, some characters from other seasons appear (see A/N here). Summary: Just when Blackadder thought his day couldn't get any worse, Lord Flashheart knocked on the door.
This is sheer brilliance, as for me. *g*
"She likes to strap a warm sausage about her hips and insert it into her partner's....ahem."
"Mouth? Sounds like a fun way to eat sausage to me. Bring her on! Tally-ho!"
"Not mouth, sir. The opposite orifice."
Prince George looked puzzled, and murmured, "The food goes in the mouth, and down, and rumbles about in the belly, and finally...." He looked up, horror-struck. "You don't mean....""
Special Love Gifts by shaggydogstail [series 3]
Gen-ish, Blackadder/Baldrick (pairing indicated by the author; I'd say it's gen), G, 200 words, humour.
Awww or ewww? Hehehe. :)
It would take him the better part of the morning to finish the card, but he was sure it would be well worth the effort. That old git Blackadder was always in such a foul temper every Valentine's Day[...].
A Spotter's Guide to Moral Dilemmas (Including Bulgarian Varieties) by karose [series 3]
Blackadder/George, R, 2084 words, angst, established relationship (sort of).
This one is definitely more on a serious side. Marvelous Blackadder characterization.
The first time was when they were both young, or fairly so. They were both boys, a snotty child-prince and his snotty playmate-servant, with a rough liberty with each other in tone and manner, that one might almost mistake the two for friends.
It was thus in the wild play with each other in the servants' halls, in a dark gap between the kitchens and scullery, that the boy-prince George, a real unrouged flush to his skin, pushed his attendant against the wall and stated his terms. And after argument, and bickering, and an exchange of what seemed like much more money at the time than it really was, Edmund dropped to his knees and went to it.
"Blackadder Goes Forth" recs next time!