Update, what?
I looked up at the sky as I walked down the busy street. It was gray and hinted at rain, which made me frown because I don't like being wet. After I had finished determining how wet I might get, I looked forward to notice Tim standing on the next street corner. "Tim, hey man, it's been a while how are you?" I shouted, but Tim ignored me, his attention elsewhere. As I got closer I saw what he was staring at. It was a simple garden snail that had somehow ended up downtown. "Dude, what is a snail doing here? Hey, you there?" I tried to get his attention but he kept watching the snail, enraptured with it's progress. I peered closer and noticed he was beginning to smile. Tim turned his head toward me and looked straight into my eyes. For a long moment he looked right into me and finally spoke "everything is clear now. Today is the day, my friend. Today we move forward and nothing will ever be the same. I have seen it all." He smiled at me again and stepped off the curb. I watched him as he disappeared in the distance never to be seen by my eyes again. I am not sure what he was talking about, but for some reason I grew some wings and though I was very confused, I have been having some awesome fun with these things. At first it was just me, but every day I saw more people flying around and laughing. I always wondered if these events are related, but probably not. Tim was always saying fucked up shit.
The end.
The end.