You kind of know your day is going to be amazing when it randomly starts off with things like these.
kiwikittyboy: oh lord.
kiwikittyboy: do you remember when Desirae demanded I tell her stories?
kiwikittyboy: and i wrote about Fairy Hitler
kiwikittyboy: what is wrong with my life
vicious-lullaby: NOTHING.
kiwikittyboy: LOL >>
kiwikittyboy: OKAY THEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS YOUTUBE COMMENT
kiwikittyboy: DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU
kiwikittyboy: yo yo yo bbo that shits for real mutha? fuck. shit bitch fuckin ass and blat blat.
vicious-lullaby: yo yo yo bbo = clearly this is a typo of "yoyoyo bob," and is referencing someone highly skilled at yo-yo tricks, as that shit's for real. the commenter is so moved by the stunning display of dexterity involved that he can do nothing but curse his own fate and failure, that renders him unable to replicate such a feat himself. finally, they laugh in the face of destiny and make an attempt anyway -- only to promptly thwack themselves in the face with said yo-yo, creating the final blatting sound.
vicious-lullaby: the end.
kiwikittyboy: you make my life worth living.
kiwikittyboy: do you remember when Desirae demanded I tell her stories?
kiwikittyboy: and i wrote about Fairy Hitler
kiwikittyboy: what is wrong with my life
vicious-lullaby: NOTHING.
kiwikittyboy: LOL >>
kiwikittyboy: OKAY THEN WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS YOUTUBE COMMENT
kiwikittyboy: DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE TO YOU
kiwikittyboy: yo yo yo bbo that shits for real mutha? fuck. shit bitch fuckin ass and blat blat.
vicious-lullaby: yo yo yo bbo = clearly this is a typo of "yoyoyo bob," and is referencing someone highly skilled at yo-yo tricks, as that shit's for real. the commenter is so moved by the stunning display of dexterity involved that he can do nothing but curse his own fate and failure, that renders him unable to replicate such a feat himself. finally, they laugh in the face of destiny and make an attempt anyway -- only to promptly thwack themselves in the face with said yo-yo, creating the final blatting sound.
vicious-lullaby: the end.
kiwikittyboy: you make my life worth living.