LONG STORY SHORT: HOLY CRAP OKAY HI SQUEE
AND HEREIN LIES THE STORY OF MY TRIUMPHANT HILARIOUS RETURN TO THE WORLD OF THE INTERNET.
Sort of.
SO. As you know, my darling laptop-chan pretty much decided to explode, and I didn't/don't currently have the resources handy to make grabbyhands at a new one. (This did not, however, stop me from going ahead and naming my new future laptop anyway, just because I could. >.>;;; But more on that later!)
What ended up happening, however, turned out to be rather fuckin' awesome, if by awesome you mean loltastic, which clearly I always do.
My grandfather, out of fucking nowhere, decided that he was randomly getting himself a new computer, to go along with the shiny new high-speed internets he just also got. (Mind you, the man barely even knew how to use dial-up, because he was so constantly at odds with the people in charge of the internet, who all wanted to break his address book.)
His reasoning for this?
The old computer, apparently, did not want to play nice with his shiny new DSL.
Because, and I fucking quote, "it didn't have enough windows."
My mother told me this, and I seriously just sat there for a good few seconds dotting and wondering what in all the goddamned buggering hells he had managed to do to his computer so that he thought he could no longer have enough windows open on it at once, before finally realising that, ohai, he must need to just upgrade his OS.
...
Yeah.
AT ANY RATE, however, since he now has enough windows and therefore does no longer need the old computer, he ended up throwing it at us! And the timing of that really was terribly convenient and worked out quite nicely, even if...the computer itself, well, notsomuch. XD;;;
The poor love, it's probably literally about a decade old, on Windows ME, and falling apart fucking everywhere, but hey! It functions! Kind of! :D (Moreso than Pansy-chan right now, at any rate, which is the important thing.)
It also can has a name! >.>;;;
Which, seriously, was a COMPLETE accident; I'd not meant to name it and therefore get attached, but, well...iiiiit just sort of happened.
Yes, I do indeed name inanimate objects on accident. Shut up.
See, I'd decided that when I got a new laptop, I would name him Nappo/Pineapple/some variant thereof, obviously after Reborn!'s Rokudo Mukuro. Because
a. At least if that computer died, it would do absolutely nothing but just keep coming back and getting even more badass for it! :D and
b. Being that Mukuro is pretty goddamn awesome at filling tubes, this means that he must be the Person In Charge Of The Internet in and of himself!
Trufax.
This computer, however, is not nearly badass enough to be a Nappo, so I let the idea drop there and am simply saving it for later.
But then it occured to me that, ohai, I could still give this one a name along the same vein, and that is decidedly more in line with being cranky and incredibly sick of constantly having had to deal with retarded people!
So, yes.
My desktop is, in fact, now named Ole Kakipi. (Or perhaps Chiku-chan for short; we shall see.)
And I am now officially back from hiatus, pending that he does not go and explode on me too/somehow kill my ass with a fucking yo-yo!
I won't be around as often, being that he really rather does try my patience and I am pretty sure it's decidedly mutual (XD;;;) and I'm not so fond of being in this room where it gets super hot and my mother has an epic tendency to try and read over my shoulder, but I am here and OH MY GOD I HAVE MISSED YOU ALL SO FUCKING MUCH HI HI HI SOB. T_______T;;;;;; ♥FOREVERHOLYCRAP
All in all, though, I just need to keep him functioning for a liiiittle bit longer, becaaaause~* in my most epically important bit of news~* which should surprise fucking no one~*
As of her birthday (5.16), pekori and I are now finallyfinallyfinally officially dating, and finally moving in together moreorlessofficially come August. ♥
And god you've absolutely no idea how fucking happy I've been.
I've known I was head over fucking heels in love with her siiince last December (ironically enough, during that one stretch when my tubes were also filled and we just spent hours and hours every night on the phone instead) and that it was mutual even longer than that, but for a million different reasons the timing was just all off, and if I was going to do this, I figured I'd be damned if I didn't do it right.
So I did not say a single fucking word (not to her, not to anyone, though it certainly isn't like it wasn't more than obvious anyway oh god XD;;;;;;;;;) no matter how badly I ached to and decided to wait for a more opportune, fitting time.
And it occured to me a while back just what that would be~.
Being that our "anniversary" was already on my birthday (as that was when we first ended up becoming epic BFF, back in '07 XD;), I called her at midnight on hers, reminded her that I'd had a surprise planned, a surprise which I'd wanted to do since last December, and then there was just a pause where I proved why I really was her Tsuna lol pretended I was not panicking everywhere and actually had balls.
And then: "I am so fucking in love with you, and if you want me as your girlfriend, then I'm yours."
And that, as they say, is that. :3♥♥♥
And I am one fucking lucky bitch and hell if I don't know it.
/may or may not have been super excited to share news ever since coughcough~*
And while I still have quite a few other things still left to share...fuckin' nothing is going to beat that.
I hope you all have been equally as happy yourselves, my dears, and I cannot wait to can has catch-up tiemz squeesqueesquee. ♥♥♥
Sort of.
SO. As you know, my darling laptop-chan pretty much decided to explode, and I didn't/don't currently have the resources handy to make grabbyhands at a new one. (This did not, however, stop me from going ahead and naming my new future laptop anyway, just because I could. >.>;;; But more on that later!)
What ended up happening, however, turned out to be rather fuckin' awesome, if by awesome you mean loltastic, which clearly I always do.
My grandfather, out of fucking nowhere, decided that he was randomly getting himself a new computer, to go along with the shiny new high-speed internets he just also got. (Mind you, the man barely even knew how to use dial-up, because he was so constantly at odds with the people in charge of the internet, who all wanted to break his address book.)
His reasoning for this?
The old computer, apparently, did not want to play nice with his shiny new DSL.
Because, and I fucking quote, "it didn't have enough windows."
My mother told me this, and I seriously just sat there for a good few seconds dotting and wondering what in all the goddamned buggering hells he had managed to do to his computer so that he thought he could no longer have enough windows open on it at once, before finally realising that, ohai, he must need to just upgrade his OS.
...
Yeah.
AT ANY RATE, however, since he now has enough windows and therefore does no longer need the old computer, he ended up throwing it at us! And the timing of that really was terribly convenient and worked out quite nicely, even if...the computer itself, well, notsomuch. XD;;;
The poor love, it's probably literally about a decade old, on Windows ME, and falling apart fucking everywhere, but hey! It functions! Kind of! :D (Moreso than Pansy-chan right now, at any rate, which is the important thing.)
It also can has a name! >.>;;;
Which, seriously, was a COMPLETE accident; I'd not meant to name it and therefore get attached, but, well...iiiiit just sort of happened.
Yes, I do indeed name inanimate objects on accident. Shut up.
See, I'd decided that when I got a new laptop, I would name him Nappo/Pineapple/some variant thereof, obviously after Reborn!'s Rokudo Mukuro. Because
a. At least if that computer died, it would do absolutely nothing but just keep coming back and getting even more badass for it! :D and
b. Being that Mukuro is pretty goddamn awesome at filling tubes, this means that he must be the Person In Charge Of The Internet in and of himself!
Trufax.
This computer, however, is not nearly badass enough to be a Nappo, so I let the idea drop there and am simply saving it for later.
But then it occured to me that, ohai, I could still give this one a name along the same vein, and that is decidedly more in line with being cranky and incredibly sick of constantly having had to deal with retarded people!
So, yes.
My desktop is, in fact, now named Ole Kakipi. (Or perhaps Chiku-chan for short; we shall see.)
And I am now officially back from hiatus, pending that he does not go and explode on me too/somehow kill my ass with a fucking yo-yo!
I won't be around as often, being that he really rather does try my patience and I am pretty sure it's decidedly mutual (XD;;;) and I'm not so fond of being in this room where it gets super hot and my mother has an epic tendency to try and read over my shoulder, but I am here and OH MY GOD I HAVE MISSED YOU ALL SO FUCKING MUCH HI HI HI SOB. T_______T;;;;;; ♥FOREVERHOLYCRAP
All in all, though, I just need to keep him functioning for a liiiittle bit longer, becaaaause~* in my most epically important bit of news~* which should surprise fucking no one~*
As of her birthday (5.16), pekori and I are now finallyfinallyfinally officially dating, and finally moving in together moreorlessofficially come August. ♥
And god you've absolutely no idea how fucking happy I've been.
I've known I was head over fucking heels in love with her siiince last December (ironically enough, during that one stretch when my tubes were also filled and we just spent hours and hours every night on the phone instead) and that it was mutual even longer than that, but for a million different reasons the timing was just all off, and if I was going to do this, I figured I'd be damned if I didn't do it right.
So I did not say a single fucking word (not to her, not to anyone, though it certainly isn't like it wasn't more than obvious anyway oh god XD;;;;;;;;;) no matter how badly I ached to and decided to wait for a more opportune, fitting time.
And it occured to me a while back just what that would be~.
Being that our "anniversary" was already on my birthday (as that was when we first ended up becoming epic BFF, back in '07 XD;), I called her at midnight on hers, reminded her that I'd had a surprise planned, a surprise which I'd wanted to do since last December, and then there was just a pause where I proved why I really was her Tsuna lol pretended I was not panicking everywhere and actually had balls.
And then: "I am so fucking in love with you, and if you want me as your girlfriend, then I'm yours."
And that, as they say, is that. :3♥♥♥
And I am one fucking lucky bitch and hell if I don't know it.
/may or may not have been super excited to share news ever since coughcough~*
And while I still have quite a few other things still left to share...fuckin' nothing is going to beat that.
I hope you all have been equally as happy yourselves, my dears, and I cannot wait to can has catch-up tiemz squeesqueesquee. ♥♥♥