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O-oh my god.
I just. Oh my god.
pekori: DON'T LET ME WRITE AN 8059 TWILIGHT PARODY
vicious-lullaby: ...
pekori: GOD GOKUDERA AS BELLA WOULD BE HILARIOUS
vicious-lullaby DO FUCKING WANT.
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO I JUST WANT
pekori: lkjfskjhDSFKJHZASDJFVGH YESYSODJFH
vicious-lullaby: YAMAMOTO
vicious-lullaby: TO START SNIFFING HIM
vicious-lullaby: AT RANDOM
pekori: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO WAIT NO
vicious-lullaby: LIKE
vicious-lullaby: GOKUDERA MIGHT HAVE TO BE EDWARD
vicious-lullaby: WHICH WOULD EXPLAIN WHY
vicious-lullaby: EVERYTIME YAMABELLA WALKS INTO CLASS
vicious-lullaby: HE JUST GLOWERS
vicious-lullaby: AND THEN RUNS AWAY
pekori: LMFAO
pekori: I ALSO LIKE THE IDEA OF 5980 BETTER
pekori: GOD PLEASE MAKE THIS EXIST
pekori: I CAN'T BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW ENOUGH WANK TO WRITE A PROPER PARODY
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO GOD AND IF ANYONE IN THAT CAST WOULD ACCIDENTALLY GET ALMOST HIT BY A CAR BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT PAY FUCKING ATTENTION EVER
vicious-lullaby: IT WOULD BE YAMAMOTO.
pekori: LMFAOOOO
vicious-lullaby: EXCEPT GOKUDERA WOULD NOT EXACTLY BOTHER SAVING HIS STUPID ASS BUT YOU KNOW
vicious-lullaby: CLOSE ENOUGH.
pekori: LMAO EASY ENOUGH TO MAKE IT WORK
pekori: my god how have we not tread this crackground before
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO I JUST WANT GOKUDERA TO GLITTER ;A;
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NO SERIOUSLY IT IS KIND OF TERRIFYING JUST HOW WELL THIS ALL WORKS OUT.
BELLA = YAMAMOTO
EDWARD = GOKUDERA
CARLISLE = SHAMAL (LMFAO)
ROSALIE = BIANCHI
EMMETT = RYOHEI???
JASPER = TSUNA (LOL FTW)
ALICE = HARU
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LMFAO @ RYOHEI/BIANCHI BEING TWIBORN CANON OMG. T_T;;;;;;; Also at the fact I just totally ignored canon while reading the books and shipped…Yamamoto/Haru LOL. >.>;;;;;;;;;;;;;
MAKING THIS EXIST AS IF I WERE TO DIE SPARKLE DIE AND THEN SPARKLE WHATEVER~*