So this pretty much single-handedly turned my morning from TOTAL FAIL into EPIC WINFAIL INSTEAD.
pekori: ...lol oh my god
vicious-lullaby: ~?
pekori: the drunk lady on Food Network
pekori: apparently decided
vicious-lullaby: oh this will be good
pekori: that it was her moral duty
pekori: as the whitest Stepford Wife of them all
pekori: to invent a Kwanzaa cake
vicious-lullaby: LMAO WHAT
vicious-lullaby: CAKEWRECKS AHOY WTH
pekori: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SVGy9RM7_2I/AAAAAAAABZU/9UjTBpOv1Dc/s400/sandra+lee+kwanzaa.jpg
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO OH ACTUALLY IT IS ON THERE ALREADY
vicious-lullaby: LMAO WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE
pekori: LMFAO <3 I AM STILL BROWSING
pekori: Yes, those are corn nuts on the edges, although Lee calls them "acorns". There's also canned apple pie filling, cinnamon chocolate icing, pumpkin seeds, and of course the giant taper candles.
vicious-lullaby: LOLWUT
pekori: *ahem*
pekori: BUT WAIT; THERE'S MORE:
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO
pekori: Here's a handy diagram courtesy of One Horse Shy (which offers it as a poster or on t-shirts) in case you didn't catch all that:
pekori: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SVG3ZyaKMFI/AAAAAAAABZc/Z_V8SAeKnUE/s400/kwanzaa+poster.jpg
vicious-lullaby: LOL DEAD
vicious-lullaby: oh my god I can't even
pekori: DO. WANT.
vicious-lullaby: I STILL CANNOT TELL WTF THAT IS
vicious-lullaby: DIAGRAM ASIDE
pekori: LMFAO WHATEVER IT IS
pekori: IT IS SEMI-HOMEMADE BY AN ALCOHOLIC~
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO THAT JUST MAKES ME THINK
vicious-lullaby: OF XANXUS
vicious-lullaby: COOKING FOR RANDOM HOLIDAYS
pekori: LMFAO OH MY GOD
vicious-lullaby: ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
pekori: I AM JUST IMAGINING HIM INSTEAD OF HER NOW
pekori: IN HIS FUCKING ARMCHAIR
vicious-lullaby: YESSSSSS
pekori: BAKING
vicious-lullaby: AND THE END OF EVERY EPISODE
vicious-lullaby: WOULD BE HIM
vicious-lullaby: THROWING WHATEVER THE HELL HE'D MADE
vicious-lullaby: AT SQUALO'S HEAD
vicious-lullaby: AS THE CREDITS ROLLED
pekori: LMFAO YES
pekori: AFTER HE HAD SQUALO RUNNING BACK AND FORTH DOING EVERYTHING
pekori: i am now watching her make this Kwanzaa Cake
pekori: it's really old. her hair is super short
pekori: LMFAO SHE DIDN"T EVEN MIX ALL THE CINNAMON INTO THE FROSTING
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO >.>;;;
vicious-lullaby: ...AND LMAO WHY CAN I JUST SEE SQUALO SLINKING ALONG BEHIND THE COUNTERS LIKE A SHARK TRYING TO SNAG SCRAPNOMS WHILE XANXUS IS STILL COOKING
vicious-lullaby: ONLY WITH HIS SWORDHAND STICKING UP OVER IT LIKE A FIN
pekori: the icing is store-bought vanilla mixed with cocoa, cinnamon and vanilla extract
pekori: ...LMFAO YES. THAT.
vicious-lullaby: THIS NEEDS TO EXIST NOW.
pekori: WE HAVE SO MANY COOKING SHOWS TO INVENT WTF
vicious-lullaby: ALONG WITH XANXUS BREAKING HIS HAND OFF AND REPLACING IT WITH A MIXER FOR ALL HIS DRINKS
vicious-lullaby: AND YES WE DO THAT IS THE PRICE OF GENIUS MY DEAR. OR YOU KNOW. SOMETHING.
vicious-lullaby: ~?
pekori: the drunk lady on Food Network
pekori: apparently decided
vicious-lullaby: oh this will be good
pekori: that it was her moral duty
pekori: as the whitest Stepford Wife of them all
pekori: to invent a Kwanzaa cake
vicious-lullaby: LMAO WHAT
vicious-lullaby: CAKEWRECKS AHOY WTH
pekori: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SVGy9RM7_2I/AAAAAAAABZU/9UjTBpOv1Dc/s400/sandra+lee+kwanzaa.jpg
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO OH ACTUALLY IT IS ON THERE ALREADY
vicious-lullaby: LMAO WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE
pekori: LMFAO <3 I AM STILL BROWSING
pekori: Yes, those are corn nuts on the edges, although Lee calls them "acorns". There's also canned apple pie filling, cinnamon chocolate icing, pumpkin seeds, and of course the giant taper candles.
vicious-lullaby: LOLWUT
pekori: *ahem*
pekori: BUT WAIT; THERE'S MORE:
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO
pekori: Here's a handy diagram courtesy of One Horse Shy (which offers it as a poster or on t-shirts) in case you didn't catch all that:
pekori: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SVG3ZyaKMFI/AAAAAAAABZc/Z_V8SAeKnUE/s400/kwanzaa+poster.jpg
vicious-lullaby: LOL DEAD
vicious-lullaby: oh my god I can't even
pekori: DO. WANT.
vicious-lullaby: I STILL CANNOT TELL WTF THAT IS
vicious-lullaby: DIAGRAM ASIDE
pekori: LMFAO WHATEVER IT IS
pekori: IT IS SEMI-HOMEMADE BY AN ALCOHOLIC~
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO THAT JUST MAKES ME THINK
vicious-lullaby: OF XANXUS
vicious-lullaby: COOKING FOR RANDOM HOLIDAYS
pekori: LMFAO OH MY GOD
vicious-lullaby: ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
pekori: I AM JUST IMAGINING HIM INSTEAD OF HER NOW
pekori: IN HIS FUCKING ARMCHAIR
vicious-lullaby: YESSSSSS
pekori: BAKING
vicious-lullaby: AND THE END OF EVERY EPISODE
vicious-lullaby: WOULD BE HIM
vicious-lullaby: THROWING WHATEVER THE HELL HE'D MADE
vicious-lullaby: AT SQUALO'S HEAD
vicious-lullaby: AS THE CREDITS ROLLED
pekori: LMFAO YES
pekori: AFTER HE HAD SQUALO RUNNING BACK AND FORTH DOING EVERYTHING
pekori: i am now watching her make this Kwanzaa Cake
pekori: it's really old. her hair is super short
pekori: LMFAO SHE DIDN"T EVEN MIX ALL THE CINNAMON INTO THE FROSTING
vicious-lullaby: LMFAO >.>;;;
vicious-lullaby: ...AND LMAO WHY CAN I JUST SEE SQUALO SLINKING ALONG BEHIND THE COUNTERS LIKE A SHARK TRYING TO SNAG SCRAPNOMS WHILE XANXUS IS STILL COOKING
vicious-lullaby: ONLY WITH HIS SWORDHAND STICKING UP OVER IT LIKE A FIN
pekori: the icing is store-bought vanilla mixed with cocoa, cinnamon and vanilla extract
pekori: ...LMFAO YES. THAT.
vicious-lullaby: THIS NEEDS TO EXIST NOW.
pekori: WE HAVE SO MANY COOKING SHOWS TO INVENT WTF
vicious-lullaby: ALONG WITH XANXUS BREAKING HIS HAND OFF AND REPLACING IT WITH A MIXER FOR ALL HIS DRINKS
vicious-lullaby: AND YES WE DO THAT IS THE PRICE OF GENIUS MY DEAR. OR YOU KNOW. SOMETHING.