Lasagna? In MY bathtub? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK.

[vicious_lullaby]

…

I just happened to notice that our bathtub was suddenly filled with this random brown gunk, so I went downstairs to ask my mother what in the fuckall it was.

Turns out?

It was lasagna. Yes. Lasagna. In the bathtub.

Because apparently, my mother had felt the need to clean the oven, by…washing bits of it off inside the tub! And then just left

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[1849]

..w-what.

[vicious_lullaby]

Dude idek.

[caithest]

I've said this before, and I'll say it again...
wat

this made me laugh like ten thousand times in one second. Your mother deserves an award or something.

[vicious_lullaby]

Wat indeed. o_O;;;

I am still marvelling at the fact she did not manage to win herself a Darwin Award before having me, really.

[smokexscribbles]

ohgod that.

Look at it this way -- You're collecting materiel for your soon-to-be fabulously successful and hilarious memoirs.

[vicious_lullaby]

That is exactly how I look at it bb. 8Db

[unedited]

...I would destroy Tokyo. :|