Happy!meme part the first~
grass_angel tagged me for this, which is lovely as I am all about spreading the happy~. :Db
1. Post about something that made you happy today, even if it’s just a small thing.
2. Do this every day for a week without fail.
3. Tag 8 of your friends to do the same.
❶
THIS.
Seriously, guys. I don’t care whether you’re a gamer or not (I’m not one myself). This is fucking beautiful.
This is like what would happen if CLAMP, Amano Akira, and Kubo Tite all got together, pooled their collective stashes of crack, and decided to make a video game about Hitlerclones.
I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP, OKAY.
pekori: Golgo 13 is made of win
pekori: Slowbeef: For the record, in the comic and stuff, he smokes cigars. FYI.
Dave_O: Did Phillip Morris make this game? "We need a protagnoist who not only smokes, but it makes his health go up."
Slowbeef: Basically! This game was written in like the 40s or something.
pekori: LOL T_T
pekori: Dave_O: They just sat around with the script and shit. "Well, if in the future, video games exist... here's one."
Slowbeef: (old-timey voice) "Also, put in some mazes!"
Dave_O: "Maybe a roh-bit!"
Slowbeef: "Everyone loves mazes!"
vicious-lullaby: LMAO
pekori: omg they are still going
pekori: XD; they are really good at this
vicious-lullaby: XDD
pekori: LMFAO
pekori: so they've just encountered a new enemy:
pekori: Welcome to the new bane of your existence in Greece - women. They're really not so hard to avoid, per se. They have a jump kick that you can duck under if close enough, made tougher by a weird sweeping motion they make in the air. Think Castlevania birds, and you have the right idea. They jump straight up and swoop down somehow.
They also have guns. What makes them hard is that Golgo is so slow that he has a hard time jumping over them and shooting them before they duck and shoot back. To make it clearer, they'd be short work for a normal video game protagonist, but Golgo moves so clunkily, they end up being one of the most challenging enemies in the game.
aki no namida [10:30 PM]: Slowbeef: Oh God, this is so friggin' hard.
Dave_O: Just do what you would do in real life and run away.
vicious-lullaby: LMAO
vicious-lullaby: GDI WHY DO I NOT HAVE THESE SKILLZ
pekori: NOW YOU UNDERSTAND MY LAMENTATIONS
vicious-lullaby: NO I MEAN
pekori: OH LMFAO
pekori: THE GRECIAN WOMEN SKILLS XD
vicious-lullaby: YES OBV
vicious-lullaby: CAN WE PLAY THIS?
vicious-lullaby: I NEED TO PRACTISE MY GRECIAN WIMMINZ SKILLZ
pekori: and no omfg this game is SO hard.
pekori: I tried playing it and got frustrated with the first level
pekori: the controls are a nightmare
vicious-lullaby: BUT IT'S RETARDED I THINK THE ENTIRE POINT IS JUST TO YELL PROFANITIES AT IT ANYWAY
pekori: LMFAO AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT GOLGO'S SIDE BURNS AND SHIT
vicious-lullaby: THAT TOO
pekori: IDK THE ANIME IS BETTER
vicious-lullaby: LMAO OMFG
vicious-lullaby: IS IT REBORN?!
pekori: ALSO WE ARE GOING TO OWN THE MANGA
pekori: LMFAO NO IT... WELL
pekori: MAYBE THE R-RATED VERSION OF REBORN
pekori: LIKE... IF AMANO UNDERSTOOD THAT THE MAFIA IS NOT MADE UP OF BISHI
vicious-lullaby: LOL T_T;;
pekori: (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Golgo13/Update%206/12-0020.gif)
vicious-lullaby: (LOL??)
pekori: (IHNFI)
vicious-lullaby: (DOES REBORN BEAT UP GOKUDERA TOO WTF)
pekori: (LMFAO SQUALO IS IN THIS GAME TOO BUT HE THINKS HE IS A DOLPHIN AND LEAPS OUT OF THE WATER)
vicious-lullaby: (LMAOOOO)
vicious-lullaby: (LMAO SQUALOYAMA BB??)
vicious-lullaby: ("HAHAHA SUP GUYS? 8DDDD *LEAP~*")
pekori: (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Golgo13/Update%206/55-0075.gif SEE. NAZIS.)
pekori: (LMFAO OHGOD)
vicious-lullaby: (LOOOL)
pekori: (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Golgo13/Update%206/56-0076.gif)
vicious-lullaby: (LMAO SMIRK?!)
pekori: (LMFAO I KNOW)
vicious-lullaby: (I AM GOING TO SIGN EVERYTHING EVER WITH A FACIAL EXPRESSION NOW)
pekori: I really wanna watch the Golgo 13 movie with you
pekori: actually I think there are a few
pekori: we will marathon them
vicious-lullaby: hooray!
pekori: LOL
pekori: Slowbeef: What the? Why is the guy wearin' a suit in the jungle? Both of us?
Dave_O: "I'm Jeff Brown. Are you sweaty, too?"
pekori: Dave_O: That's how he stands. The movie's great. Everyone should honestly see it. The sheer ridiculousness. Often times, Golgo carries the scope to his rifle to look at people - his mark or whatever - and to be inconspicuous, he rolls up a newspaper and holds it up to his eye with the scope in it.
pekori: ^^^ thisthisthis
pekori: Slowbeef: Get out of here.
Dave_O: He totally does. And just looks around and it's supposed to be totally normal. Like "I'm just lookin' through my newspaper!" Maybe it's normal in Japan. I dunno.
Slowbeef: It must be.
Dave_O: Maybe that's how they read.
Slowbeef: I don't think they read in Japan.
pekori: I AM DYING
vicious-lullaby: LMAO
pekori: kljdflkhaer I am laughing so hard I snorted ;;
vicious-lullaby: XD;;;
pekori: omfg the rainforest is another maze
pekori: but it tricks you because it looks like the regular side-scrolling parts of the game
pekori: and it has Amazons now who are just like the Grecian women but even harder to kill
vicious-lullaby: oh gawd
pekori: Dave_O: ...There's a fucking scene in the movie where he and this girl are in an alleyway and the girl is like... I don't really remember, but she wanted to kill this guy. So she shoots him and Golgo just kinda watches this dude get shot and die. And this girl's just flippin' out cause she just shot him. And the Hong Kong police run around the corner because they hear a gunshot, and it's Golgo, this girl, and a dead dude, and the gunshot was like three seconds previous. And the police to Golgo are like "Who are you?" And he's like "Nobody." And they're like "Who's this girl?" And he's like "Some girl I picked up." And they just let him fuckin' go.
Slowbeef: Well, would you wanna fuck with eyebrows like that?
Dave_O: Let that be a tip to everyone in the thread. If you have really thick eyebrows, just go to Hong Kong and kill indiscriminantly.
vicious-lullaby: LMAO ADFJHDFDHK DID THE MILLEFIORE PLAY THIS?!
pekori: LMFAO IDK PROBABLY
pekori: lmfao oh right there really are Nazi enemies that bombard you with paper planes
vicious-lullaby: GOKUDERA?!?!
pekori: LMFAO IT'S HIS COUNTER ATTACK
pekori: "FUCKING BLOW ME UP IN THE FUCKING OCEAN WILL YOU"
vicious-lullaby: LMAO YES
vicious-lullaby: HE GET SIGNAL
vicious-lullaby: PLANEBOMBS TURN ON
pekori: BETWEEN YOU AND THIS THING I CANNOT BREATHE XDDD
pekori: http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Golgo13/Update%209/39-0115.gif
pekori: I love this picture because it's happened twice and it's like Golgo is looking at you and saying, "I don't get it either. Dot dot dot dot."
vicious-lullaby: LOL
In conclusion?
All you really need to know is this:
pekori: GOLGO
pekori: FUCKING
pekori: WINS
pekori: FOREVER
pekori: HE SNIPED HITLER'S BRAIN
vicious-lullaby: LMAO I THINK I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I SNORTED TOO T____________T;;;;;;;;;;
AND I TAG ALL OF YOU. YES, I SAID ALL OF YOU.
Because ilu all and want to see you guys happy. ♥
1. Post about something that made you happy today, even if it’s just a small thing.
2. Do this every day for a week without fail.
3. Tag 8 of your friends to do the same.
❶
THIS.
Seriously, guys. I don’t care whether you’re a gamer or not (I’m not one myself). This is fucking beautiful.
This is like what would happen if CLAMP, Amano Akira, and Kubo Tite all got together, pooled their collective stashes of crack, and decided to make a video game about Hitlerclones.
I CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP, OKAY.
pekori: Golgo 13 is made of win
pekori: Slowbeef: For the record, in the comic and stuff, he smokes cigars. FYI.
Dave_O: Did Phillip Morris make this game? "We need a protagnoist who not only smokes, but it makes his health go up."
Slowbeef: Basically! This game was written in like the 40s or something.
pekori: LOL T_T
pekori: Dave_O: They just sat around with the script and shit. "Well, if in the future, video games exist... here's one."
Slowbeef: (old-timey voice) "Also, put in some mazes!"
Dave_O: "Maybe a roh-bit!"
Slowbeef: "Everyone loves mazes!"
vicious-lullaby: LMAO
pekori: omg they are still going
pekori: XD; they are really good at this
vicious-lullaby: XDD
pekori: LMFAO
pekori: so they've just encountered a new enemy:
pekori: Welcome to the new bane of your existence in Greece - women. They're really not so hard to avoid, per se. They have a jump kick that you can duck under if close enough, made tougher by a weird sweeping motion they make in the air. Think Castlevania birds, and you have the right idea. They jump straight up and swoop down somehow.
They also have guns. What makes them hard is that Golgo is so slow that he has a hard time jumping over them and shooting them before they duck and shoot back. To make it clearer, they'd be short work for a normal video game protagonist, but Golgo moves so clunkily, they end up being one of the most challenging enemies in the game.
aki no namida [10:30 PM]: Slowbeef: Oh God, this is so friggin' hard.
Dave_O: Just do what you would do in real life and run away.
vicious-lullaby: LMAO
vicious-lullaby: GDI WHY DO I NOT HAVE THESE SKILLZ
pekori: NOW YOU UNDERSTAND MY LAMENTATIONS
vicious-lullaby: NO I MEAN
pekori: OH LMFAO
pekori: THE GRECIAN WOMEN SKILLS XD
vicious-lullaby: YES OBV
vicious-lullaby: CAN WE PLAY THIS?
vicious-lullaby: I NEED TO PRACTISE MY GRECIAN WIMMINZ SKILLZ
pekori: and no omfg this game is SO hard.
pekori: I tried playing it and got frustrated with the first level
pekori: the controls are a nightmare
vicious-lullaby: BUT IT'S RETARDED I THINK THE ENTIRE POINT IS JUST TO YELL PROFANITIES AT IT ANYWAY
pekori: LMFAO AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT GOLGO'S SIDE BURNS AND SHIT
vicious-lullaby: THAT TOO
pekori: IDK THE ANIME IS BETTER
vicious-lullaby: LMAO OMFG
vicious-lullaby: IS IT REBORN?!
pekori: ALSO WE ARE GOING TO OWN THE MANGA
pekori: LMFAO NO IT... WELL
pekori: MAYBE THE R-RATED VERSION OF REBORN
pekori: LIKE... IF AMANO UNDERSTOOD THAT THE MAFIA IS NOT MADE UP OF BISHI
vicious-lullaby: LOL T_T;;
pekori: (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Golgo13/Update%206/12-0020.gif)
vicious-lullaby: (LOL??)
pekori: (IHNFI)
vicious-lullaby: (DOES REBORN BEAT UP GOKUDERA TOO WTF)
pekori: (LMFAO SQUALO IS IN THIS GAME TOO BUT HE THINKS HE IS A DOLPHIN AND LEAPS OUT OF THE WATER)
vicious-lullaby: (LMAOOOO)
vicious-lullaby: (LMAO SQUALOYAMA BB??)
vicious-lullaby: ("HAHAHA SUP GUYS? 8DDDD *LEAP~*")
pekori: (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Golgo13/Update%206/55-0075.gif SEE. NAZIS.)
pekori: (LMFAO OHGOD)
vicious-lullaby: (LOOOL)
pekori: (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Golgo13/Update%206/56-0076.gif)
vicious-lullaby: (LMAO SMIRK?!)
pekori: (LMFAO I KNOW)
vicious-lullaby: (I AM GOING TO SIGN EVERYTHING EVER WITH A FACIAL EXPRESSION NOW)
pekori: I really wanna watch the Golgo 13 movie with you
pekori: actually I think there are a few
pekori: we will marathon them
vicious-lullaby: hooray!
pekori: LOL
pekori: Slowbeef: What the? Why is the guy wearin' a suit in the jungle? Both of us?
Dave_O: "I'm Jeff Brown. Are you sweaty, too?"
pekori: Dave_O: That's how he stands. The movie's great. Everyone should honestly see it. The sheer ridiculousness. Often times, Golgo carries the scope to his rifle to look at people - his mark or whatever - and to be inconspicuous, he rolls up a newspaper and holds it up to his eye with the scope in it.
pekori: ^^^ thisthisthis
pekori: Slowbeef: Get out of here.
Dave_O: He totally does. And just looks around and it's supposed to be totally normal. Like "I'm just lookin' through my newspaper!" Maybe it's normal in Japan. I dunno.
Slowbeef: It must be.
Dave_O: Maybe that's how they read.
Slowbeef: I don't think they read in Japan.
pekori: I AM DYING
vicious-lullaby: LMAO
pekori: kljdflkhaer I am laughing so hard I snorted ;;
vicious-lullaby: XD;;;
pekori: omfg the rainforest is another maze
pekori: but it tricks you because it looks like the regular side-scrolling parts of the game
pekori: and it has Amazons now who are just like the Grecian women but even harder to kill
vicious-lullaby: oh gawd
pekori: Dave_O: ...There's a fucking scene in the movie where he and this girl are in an alleyway and the girl is like... I don't really remember, but she wanted to kill this guy. So she shoots him and Golgo just kinda watches this dude get shot and die. And this girl's just flippin' out cause she just shot him. And the Hong Kong police run around the corner because they hear a gunshot, and it's Golgo, this girl, and a dead dude, and the gunshot was like three seconds previous. And the police to Golgo are like "Who are you?" And he's like "Nobody." And they're like "Who's this girl?" And he's like "Some girl I picked up." And they just let him fuckin' go.
Slowbeef: Well, would you wanna fuck with eyebrows like that?
Dave_O: Let that be a tip to everyone in the thread. If you have really thick eyebrows, just go to Hong Kong and kill indiscriminantly.
vicious-lullaby: LMAO ADFJHDFDHK DID THE MILLEFIORE PLAY THIS?!
pekori: LMFAO IDK PROBABLY
pekori: lmfao oh right there really are Nazi enemies that bombard you with paper planes
vicious-lullaby: GOKUDERA?!?!
pekori: LMFAO IT'S HIS COUNTER ATTACK
pekori: "FUCKING BLOW ME UP IN THE FUCKING OCEAN WILL YOU"
vicious-lullaby: LMAO YES
vicious-lullaby: HE GET SIGNAL
vicious-lullaby: PLANEBOMBS TURN ON
pekori: BETWEEN YOU AND THIS THING I CANNOT BREATHE XDDD
pekori: http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Golgo13/Update%209/39-0115.gif
pekori: I love this picture because it's happened twice and it's like Golgo is looking at you and saying, "I don't get it either. Dot dot dot dot."
vicious-lullaby: LOL
In conclusion?
All you really need to know is this:
pekori: GOLGO
pekori: FUCKING
pekori: WINS
pekori: FOREVER
pekori: HE SNIPED HITLER'S BRAIN
vicious-lullaby: LMAO I THINK I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I SNORTED TOO T____________T;;;;;;;;;;
AND I TAG ALL OF YOU. YES, I SAID ALL OF YOU.
Because ilu all and want to see you guys happy. ♥