In which I desperately try and glue my brain back together. (And fail.)
Hey, CLAMP. George Lucas called.
HE WANTS HIS GODDAMN PLOT BACK.
I am growing more and more convinced that the new Tsubasa chapters are simply written whilst marathoning the Star Wars movies and sniffing things of suspicious origin. Really.
“CLONES…CLONES…MOAR CLONES…ATTACK OF THE CLONES…OHAI INCEST…INCESTUOUS CLONES…I KNOW NEEDZ MOAR CLONES!”
Fucking facepalm.jpg.
It was genuinely amusing at first. It was really amusing when Syaoran basically started fapping to his mom and fandom exploded everywhere.
But. Come the fuck on already.
We have been waiting all this time for the big ~*reveal*~ with Syaoran and Watanuki, and we get this? Again? FOR THE NTH TIME BECAUSE I CAN’T EVEN KEEP TRACK ANYMORE MY GOD
lol and way to make me want to bitchslap Syaoran in the damn face, while you’re at it. HOW THE HELL MANY PEOPLES’ LIVES ARE YOU GONNA ROYALLY FUCK UP BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BONE YOUR MOM, KID.
Jesusgod. A fucking +, right there.
Just when I was really starting to love him lol. >.>;;;;;;;
That aside, I think I said once before that out of everyone, in both series, Watanuki is the one I would cry the hardest for (perhaps the only one I would cry for at all, given how I roll). :\\\ Or as I told sandy-rain this morning,
vicious-lullaby: LOL WTF I AM SO PROTECTIVE OF THAT POOR KID I FEEL LIKE HIS MOM OR SOMETHING
vicious-lullaby: I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM AND BEAT CLAMP WITH SOMETHING UNTIL THEY QUIT BULLYING HIM
Sigh.
I’ve said, too, that I’ve always figured only one series would get any semblance of semi-happy ending, and that the other would just get angst-fucked up the ass sans lube - and that HOLiC would be the one that got totally fucking shafted. I have been expecting that.
BUT WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS LOL
Having a favourite character who does not actually exist and is just a construct created for the sake of incest. Well. That’s new. ~_____________________~;;;;;;;;;
Guhhhhhhhh wtfe BB ILU ANYWAY EVEN IF YOU ARE SOME SORT OF WEIRD WEST VIRGINIAN CLONE ;~~~~~~~;
/awkwardly maternal instincts get EXCEPT I DON’T WANT HIM TO BONE ME OKAY
ALSO, RANDOM QUESTIONS BECAUSE NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER:
WHO THE FUCK WERE WATANUKI’S PARENTS? DID THEY EVEN EXIST? WERE RANDOM FAKE MEMORIES JUST CRAMMED INTO WATANUKI’S HEAD INSTEAD?? FOR THAT MATTER, IF THEY WERE JUST MADE UP, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BE WANGSTY?
WHY THE FUCK IS WATANUKI SO SPIRITUALLY-TASTY, THEN?? WAS THAT ON PURPOSE? JUST HOW GODDAMN MISERABLE ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE THIS KID???
IF WATANUKI ISN’T ACTUALLY A REAL PERSON WHY THE HELL DOES HIMAWARI’S CURSE STILL FUCK WITH HIM?! IDGI.
WHO ARE WE KIDDING I DON’T GET ANY OF IT THE END
Incidentally, you know your writing has completely gone off the deep end when you are doing two different series, and Fai D. fucking Flourite is one of the most sane characters in either of them.
HE WANTS HIS GODDAMN PLOT BACK.
I am growing more and more convinced that the new Tsubasa chapters are simply written whilst marathoning the Star Wars movies and sniffing things of suspicious origin. Really.
“CLONES…CLONES…MOAR CLONES…ATTACK OF THE CLONES…OHAI INCEST…INCESTUOUS CLONES…I KNOW NEEDZ MOAR CLONES!”
Fucking facepalm.jpg.
It was genuinely amusing at first. It was really amusing when Syaoran basically started fapping to his mom and fandom exploded everywhere.
But. Come the fuck on already.
We have been waiting all this time for the big ~*reveal*~ with Syaoran and Watanuki, and we get this? Again? FOR THE NTH TIME BECAUSE I CAN’T EVEN KEEP TRACK ANYMORE MY GOD
lol and way to make me want to bitchslap Syaoran in the damn face, while you’re at it. HOW THE HELL MANY PEOPLES’ LIVES ARE YOU GONNA ROYALLY FUCK UP BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BONE YOUR MOM, KID.
Jesusgod. A fucking +, right there.
Just when I was really starting to love him lol. >.>;;;;;;;
That aside, I think I said once before that out of everyone, in both series, Watanuki is the one I would cry the hardest for (perhaps the only one I would cry for at all, given how I roll). :\\\ Or as I told sandy-rain this morning,
vicious-lullaby: LOL WTF I AM SO PROTECTIVE OF THAT POOR KID I FEEL LIKE HIS MOM OR SOMETHING
vicious-lullaby: I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM AND BEAT CLAMP WITH SOMETHING UNTIL THEY QUIT BULLYING HIM
Sigh.
I’ve said, too, that I’ve always figured only one series would get any semblance of semi-happy ending, and that the other would just get angst-fucked up the ass sans lube - and that HOLiC would be the one that got totally fucking shafted. I have been expecting that.
BUT WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS LOL
Having a favourite character who does not actually exist and is just a construct created for the sake of incest. Well. That’s new. ~_____________________~;;;;;;;;;
Guhhhhhhhh wtfe BB ILU ANYWAY EVEN IF YOU ARE SOME SORT OF WEIRD WEST VIRGINIAN CLONE ;~~~~~~~;
/awkwardly maternal instincts get EXCEPT I DON’T WANT HIM TO BONE ME OKAY
ALSO, RANDOM QUESTIONS BECAUSE NONE OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE WHATSOEVER:
WHO THE FUCK WERE WATANUKI’S PARENTS? DID THEY EVEN EXIST? WERE RANDOM FAKE MEMORIES JUST CRAMMED INTO WATANUKI’S HEAD INSTEAD?? FOR THAT MATTER, IF THEY WERE JUST MADE UP, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BE WANGSTY?
WHY THE FUCK IS WATANUKI SO SPIRITUALLY-TASTY, THEN?? WAS THAT ON PURPOSE? JUST HOW GODDAMN MISERABLE ARE THEY TRYING TO MAKE THIS KID???
IF WATANUKI ISN’T ACTUALLY A REAL PERSON WHY THE HELL DOES HIMAWARI’S CURSE STILL FUCK WITH HIM?! IDGI.
WHO ARE WE KIDDING I DON’T GET ANY OF IT THE END
Incidentally, you know your writing has completely gone off the deep end when you are doing two different series, and Fai D. fucking Flourite is one of the most sane characters in either of them.