IN SOVIET SOUL SOCIETY, SCARF TOPS *YOU*
(Whilst perusing the Pit of Voles...)
vicious-lullaby: oh god these people make me feel like Byakushi
vicious-lullaby: "YES I AM BETTER THAN YOU. ALL OF YOU. SHUT UP."
pekori: XD
pekori: *gets you a pretty hairclip~*
pekori: *and scarf!*
pekori: *and mask in case you accidentally smile so no one catches it*
vicious-lullaby: *HACKS OWN TENDONS OWAIT*
pekori: D: TOO FAR TOO FAR
vicious-lullaby: BUT I LOOK SEXY LIKE THIS D:
pekori: I REJECT! D:
vicious-lullaby: I'M SORRY BUT I THINK YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BATHING ME IN AMOR ABOUT NOW INSTEAD
pekori: I REFUSE! *THROWS UP ARMS IN AN X*
vicious-lullaby: LOOK THERE'S BIZARRE FOOD BEHIND YOU! *POINTS. ARISTOCRATICALLY.*
pekori: (LOL DED, I MEAN-) REALLY?! WE CAN PICNIC~!
vicious-lullaby: PICNICS ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME BUT YOU MAY PREPARE A FINE TEA IF YOU SO DESIRE. GO AND FETCH SOME FROM AIZEN, BECAUSE ONLY GODTEA COULD POSSIBLY BE UP TO MY EXACTING STANDARDS.
pekori: OKAY! AND THEN WE CAN PICNIC! *FROLICS~~* AND DON'T WORRY! I'LL MAKE SURE TO PUT EXTRA TABASCO IN IT FOR YOU~
vicious-lullaby: *QUICKLY CUTS TENDONS WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING AND THEN AFFECTS AN EPICALLY ARROGANT SEXY POSE*
vicious-lullaby: *HAIR BILLOWS IN BREEZE*
pekori: (LMFAO I'M SORRY BUT I JUST CAN'T FOLLOW THAT)
pekori: (BESIDES, ANY FURTHER AND WE'D BE TREADING INTO UNCHARTED (OKAY WHO AM I KIDDING) BYAHIME TERRITORY AND MY BRAIN JUST ISN'T READY FOR THAT)
vicious-lullaby: (see Byakuya always wins~~. 8D)
pekori: (I am laughing soso hard XD)
vicious-lullaby: (I so wish I could make a comic out of this XDD)
pekori: (*learns to draw ;;*)
pekori: (lmao just draw one stick figure with orange hair and giant boobs and another with pritty hair and a scarf. Bleach fans will understand)
vicious-lullaby: (oh yes they would~. Byamuse, however, would not. XD;; )
pekori: (even now, he is glaring in unamusement. or is that embarrassment? well, at the very least it's condescending.)
vicious-lullaby: (he is glaring because he is so far above everyone else that it strains his eyes and gives him a headache.)
pekori: (thaaaat's it.)
pekori: (*gets him opera glasses because they are classier than binoculars?*)
vicious-lullaby: (MONOCLE.)
pekori: (YES.)
vicious-lullaby: (MONOCLE X SCARF = OTP?)
pekori: (LMFAOOOO)
pekori: (monocle is so a power uke.)
vicious-lullaby: ("I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU THAT EVEN MY SCARF TOPS YOU")
pekori: (in Soviet Soul Society...)
vicious-lullaby: (nonono, Byakushi-sama can't be having communism! HOW DARE ANY POLITICAL SYSTEM DARE SUGGEST HE IS NOT BETTER THAN EVERYONE)
pekori: (lmfao can you imagine if one day he woke up and was living in a communism.....)
vicious-lullaby: ("... ... ... ........SCATTER, SENBONZAKURA. *flips scarf boredly whilst killing everyone for their audacity to defy his superiority*")
pekori: (LMFAO. /EVERYONE./)
vicious-lullaby: (well what do you think his zanpakutou has all those blades FOR, anyway? 8DD)
vicious-lullaby: ("I AM THE BEST AND I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO DISAGREES KTHNX")
pekori: (at the risk of death for defiance, wouldn't killing everyone leave him no one to be better than? tsk tsk poor planning)
pekori: (lmao XD)
vicious-lullaby: (you are forgetting! his air of smug superiority is far too splendid for mortal eyes to even gaze upon! therefore, it does not matter if everyone is dead!)
pekori: (it's easier to look down on everyone when they're all lying motionless on the ground?)
vicious-lullaby: (he might not even need his monocle then <3)
pekori: (oh monocle <3)
vicious-lullaby: (this entire conversation is sooooo going in my lj :D)
pekori: (BEST CONVERSATION EVAR 8D you know though, crack aside, I have no idea how Kubo plans on actually killing anyone at this point, since everyone time someone dies, something happens to bring them back.)
vicious-lullaby: (nono. it's not even that simple.)
vicious-lullaby: (it's more like, "OH YOU THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, BITCHES?? YEAH WELL FUCK THAT HE'S ACTUALLY JESUS! WITH TENTACLE PORN!")
pekori: (XD well, I mean, there's that and like, Ulqi totally killed Ichigo and then Jesus was like *throws 'Hime* "Bring him back so I can kill him.")
vicious-lullaby: (or random Captain Moms popping in out of nowhere!)
vicious-lullaby: (or shy Isanes skulking in the shadows whilst people get stabbed.)
pekori: (like, who's died so far and STAYED dead in this arc? Zombie-face and AaronwhythefuckdoIhavetwoheads.)
vicious-lullaby: (and Cirucci and Dordonii.)
vicious-lullaby (uh, presumably.)
pekori: (and the cute one that Jesusporro ate.)
vicious-lullaby: (which probably means they'll show up five chapters from now to flirt with Uryuu/yell random gay advice at Ichigo.)
pekori: (yep :D)
vicious-lullaby: ("EAT THIS BREAD, IN MEMORY OF ME -- OH FUCK THIS SHIT I'LL JUST EAT YOU INSTEAD D: *OM NOM NOM*")
pekori: (JESUSPORRO GAINS 25000 HP! YOUR PARTY IS FUCKED. WHAT WILL YOU DO? ATTACK ITEMS GUARD ESCAPE CRY)
vicious-lullaby: (PRAY GENUFLECT SELL SOUL TO SATAN AND HOPE YOU GET A BETTER DEAL)
Yeah, so that’s the sort of crack we spew at one in the morning. I ♥ my life. (Though I doubt poor Byakushi-sama agrees~.)
Iiiiiin other news, I went and reapplied at bleach-rating. I was originally stamped there as Nanao, which - who am I kidding XD - fits me terribly well in a lot of ways. Buuuuut, she is not the only character I relate strongly to, and I wanna see how the restamping goes. :3 (And yes, I do have a guess, but we’ll see. XD)