I've got a totally packed weekend, so it's short.
THERE'S AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF EMOTICONS UP IN HERE.
AND LJ SCRAPBOOK SUCKS TODAY.
1: This dude? Absolute perfect level of creepiness.
2A: LOL DEAN FACE XD
2B: WET WINCHESTERS XDDDDDDDDDD
2C: OH SHIT IT'S THE FUTURE!DEAN JACKET /O\
STILL 2: I LIKE IT WHEN DEAN'S HAIR IS SPIKY. HE LOOKS LIKE A HEDGEHOG.
3: TORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY :D :D :D
4. DEAN IS NOT GIVING UP ON CAS. (OR ADAM. :P) \O/
5. I THINK SAM IS THINKING THAT THEY'VE BEEN IN THIS SAME HOTEL ROOM 18,000 TIMES. IT JUST HAS NICER SHEETS THIS TIME. XDDDD
6. DEAN SMILE! :D :D :D AND HORNDOG DEAN! XDDDDD HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE WE'VE SEEN YOU?
7. LOL ELEPHANT
8. ODIN. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE ARE YELLING THAT HE SHOULD ONLY HAVE ONE EYE, BUT I'M GONNA CHOOSE TO BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE POST-GARGOYLES ODIN, WHERE HE GOT HIS EYE BACK. XD
9. THIS IS SO FUCKING GAIMANESQUE.
10. AK;DJSAKLJFKSAHDKSA'DJLSAKDLSAJKDL;JSAKLFJSAKL;LFDJSALKDJSKALHJFD;SALKJDLKAS
11. GODDAMN, SHE'S AWESOME.
12. I LOVE. LOVE. LOVE HOW DEAN AND GABRIEL BOUNCE OFF OF EACH OTHER. THEY'RE LIKE FUCKING SUSIE AND CALVIN. AND SAM IS HOBBES. XDDDDDD
13. LOL, BLACKMAILING AN ARCHANGEL.
14. "WHY ARE YOU GUYS RUNNING AROUND WITH NO HANDS?" OF COURSE, DEAN. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT A BUNCH OF GODS WOULD SAY IF THEY SAW YOU RUNNING AROUND WITH ARM STUMPS.
15. AAKLSJDS;LAKJD;KLSAHDAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DYING DYING DYING DYING DYING
16. HE'S GOT WINGS LIKE KOTEX. WINGS LIKE KOTEX.
WINGS LIKE KOTEX.
17. I LOVE THIS ENTIRE FUCKING SCENE. "WE WERE HERE FIRST." THE WRITERS HAVE BEEN PICKING AND POKING AT PRETTY MUCH EVERY RELIGION SINCE THE SHOW FUCKING STARTED, AND IT'S COMING TO A HEAD RIGHT HERE.
18. KNEW THIS WASN'T A REAL DEATH. HE PLAYED THAT TRICK BEFORE.
19. ALSO, NO WING PRINTS.
20. I LOVE HOW DEAN JUST KEEPS INSULTING THEM ALL THE ENTIRE TIME HE'S TRYING TO CUT A DEAL WITH THEM. TACT, DEAN. IT'S CALLED TACT.
21. "YOU CAN EAT ME. LITERALLY." XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
22A. GABE THINKS KALI LIKES DEAN. OKAY, THIS EPISODE IS MAKING ME SHIP GABRIEL/KALI, GABRIEL/DEAN, AND DEAN/KALI. CAN I JUST GET THEM ALL IN A GIANT PILE? MAYBE KALI CAN BRING OUT THE "ALL HANDS" THING GABE WAS TALKING ABOUT EARLIER.
22B. "BLOWING JONESTOWN." JFC, HOW MANY JONESTOWN REFERENCES HAVE THEY USED THIS SEASON?
23. "TAKE ONE TO KNOW ONE." GODDAMN, I LOVE THE ANVILICIOUS PARALLELS BETWEEN THESE TWO. WE HAD THEM IN THE VERY FIRST EPISODE THE TRICKSTER WAS EVER IN (WHICH RESULTED IN A TRUCKOAD OF TRICKSTER!DEAN FICS), AND THEY'RE KEEPING IT UP NOW. <3333333
24. OH HI MARKSHA PAUL JACOB LUCIFER. HE'S FUCKING AWESOME. HE'S FUCKING AWESOME. HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO MAKE ME GO \O/ AND COWER IN FEAR AT THE SAME TIME.
25. MOST OF THE GODS ARE ALL WELL-DRESSED, AND LUCIFER IS COMING ACROSS LIKE A BLUE-COLLAR WORKING MAN. I THINK I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO ABSOLUTELY HATED THE WHITE SUIT.
26. Interesting thing that I'm gonna turn off the capsock for: a boatload of insults directed towards Paganism. Christianity essentially tried to destroy Paganism, and what it couldn't destroy, it assimilated. And yet here, note that it's fucking LUCIFER making all those insults? Kinda seeing that as an awesome underhanded dig. Take that as you will.
27. LUCIFER IS FINALLY KICKING SOME FUCKING ASS. This is pretty much the first REAL action we've seen from him, and HOLY FUCK.
28. HOLY. FUCK.
29. "NO ONE GIVES US THE RIGHT. WE TAKE IT." ANOTHER UNDERHANDED DIG AT CHRISTIANITY.
30. DARK PHOENIX KAAAAAAAAAAALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IS SO FUCKING AWESOME.
31. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32. LOLOLOLOLOL I PERSONALLY WAS HOPING THAT GABRIEL HID CASTIEL INSIDE THE PORN, BUT THIS MOMENT IS MAGICAL EVEN WITHOUT IT BEING A PORNOGRAPHIC MAP TO DEAN'S LOST ANGEL.
33. I DON'T EVEN KNOW, GUYS. I LOVE THESE TWO, AND I'M KINDA GONNA MISS LUCIFER WHEN HE'S GONE.
34. "ALL THIS IS JUST A GREAT BIG TEMPER TANTRUM." LOL, ONLY GABRIEL CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT. WELL, I SUPPOSE HE DIDN'T TRULY GET AWAY WITH IT, BUT HE REDUCES EVERYTHING HUGE TO THE TINIEST DENOMINATOR AND HE'S RIGHT ON. XD
35. OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
36. T_____________________T
37. As much as I hate that he did it, WELL FUCKING DONE, MARKSHA. This momentary look of regret, sadness. It's subtle, and it's perfect.
38. I love him. This makes me very sad. But a deep, deep part of me is terrified we're going to see Castiel just like this, oh god.
39. LOL, THE 'STACHE. XD
40. WHERE DID KALI GO? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE WINCHESTERS ARE WATCHING ANGEL PORN. CANON. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
41. DEAN IS STILL STARING. XDDDDDDDDDDD HE'S WONDERING IF CASTIEL IS AS BENDY AS HIS BIG BROTHER.
42. THEY FINALLY HAVE A FUCKING PLAN, HOLY SHIT. HOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY SHIT. NOW GO FIND CAS.
43. OH SHIT IT'S THE TRASHCAN MAN "BUMP DE BUMP MY LIFE FOR YOU MY LIFE FOR YOU MY LIFE FOR YOU DUDE" THE WHITE KNIGHT FUCKING PESTILENCE, MOTHER FUCKERS.
44. LOL, SIKN TRD. IS THE NEVADA PLATE A SHOUT-OUT TO "THE STAND?" I THINK IT IS. XDDDDDDDDDDDD
45. IN CONCLUSION: I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I GAVE EVERYTHING NUMBERS TODAY, BUT I LOVE THIS FUCKING SHOW.
SORRY IT'S SO SHORT AND USELESS. I'M OFF TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MUSIC.