tracy_loo_who requested that today's topic be "Kittens, to be related to Castiel."
hils also got in there and asked for "drinks," to go with my topic about food yesterday. I had something all planned out that essentially amounted to a meta about how one of my cats is actually Castiel in disguise, but then I came across this.
IT JUST SO HAPPENS that I've found some spoilers and a synopsis for an upcoming episode of Supernatural! (Not really; I'm totally just making this shit up, you friggin' jerks) I can't say for sure what's true or not, but dude... this season is fulfilling all of my hopes and dreams!
Apparently, for reasons unknown to this girl,
CASTIEL IS TURNED INTO A KITTEN FOR NEARLY THE WHOLE EPISODE.
One hand, it'll kind of suck since that means Misha will barely be in the episode, but...
BUT LOOK HOW DETERMINED HE IS TO CONTINUE FIGHTING TO SAVE THE WORLD! AJSDKLA;JSDIAWRJWAO
I've gotta say it: this is fucking PHENOMENAL casting, guys.
But apparently, since the Castiel-kitten keeps following Dean around and STARING AT HIM WITH GREAT INTENSITY, Dean comes to the conclusion that it's a demon kitty. OH NOES DRAMA
I think Dean eventually figures it out, because he feels bad for squeezing Kitteh!Castiel, so he wraps him all burrito-like in an effort to make him feel better. DAWW.
The next spoiler I'm not entirely clear on, but I guess Dean will eat some food that'll put a big ol' curse on him. I don't know if I'm buying that, because I really can't picture Dean eating something that looks like this:
Unless that's what it'll look like to OUR eyes, and maybe Dean just sees a giant bowl of chili? IDK
And... yup, you guessed it. Dean wakes up the next day with fur.
ASTRONAUT! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
He instantly blames Castiel for giving him whatever Kitteh!Curse he caught, and Sammy has to keep breaking up fights like this:
(Of course, they could just be fighting for dominance, but maybe Sam doesn't pick up on that. Or he's in denial.)
AND THEN JESUS SHOWS UP WITH BEER 'CUZ HE'S FUCKING JESUS, MAN
... which Dean is going to drink whether he's a tiny kitten or not.
That, of course... doesn't go over so well.
I have no idea how the episode is going to end, or how Dean and Cas will not longer be kittens, but I DO know we are promised ACTUAL DEAN/CAS CUDDLING.
... what the fuck is this post even about? I HAVE NO CLUE OKAY DON'T JUDGE ME.
Anyway, same thing as yesterday: to keep me going on NaBloPoMo, whoever comments first gets to pick tomorrow's topic. Go.