Titus is bi

[vicbabe]

Titus: I have no qualms with being bi. There are advantages to both.

Here, Titus means:

(a) I enjoy having sex with both men and women.
(b) I identify with two unique cultural heritages.
(c) I speak two languages.
(d) I am proficient in both emacs and vi.

Any guesses?

Comments

[tdw]

Statistically it looks like the answer is (c). :P

[amoken]

Well, it seems pretty clear to me that it's c_{2}.

[tdw]

Problem being I'm not proficient in vi, I just use it anyway.

[amoken]

I think you should substitute each possible answer for "vi" in that sentence for extra-super-funny-fun.

[tdw]

For the record, she (the evil one, she-who-must-not-be-named, she-who-would-make-me-sleep-on-the-couch-if-we-had-one) just cheated by fixing the funny typo both answers #3 and #4 were answer (c).

[vicbabe]

Actually, you're always the one telling me I would have to sleep on the couch (if we had one). I've never said that to you.

[omega697]

fight fight fight fight!

[vicbabe]

I don't think that's true. I could only be attracted to a worthy opponent. Maybe you're projecting ... ?