I feel like I have no nose.
I am having an affair with my cell phone. I love him. I have him with me all the time. Even when I take a shower, I keep it in the basket behind the crapper. (T. Crapper did not invent the toilet, people, stop the lies.)
When he lights up, he makes me light up. He always tells me who has called him, and who he has talked to. He will even take my calls for me without me having to ask twice.
My little blue boyfriend.
This cold is kicking my ass today. I never get sick, what's up with this?
I am going to be domestic today and bake something.
When he lights up, he makes me light up. He always tells me who has called him, and who he has talked to. He will even take my calls for me without me having to ask twice.
My little blue boyfriend.
This cold is kicking my ass today. I never get sick, what's up with this?
I am going to be domestic today and bake something.