Today I tried to log into my Capital One credit card's online payment and management system.  The password I am sure is correct was rejected.  So I am redirected to a page where I can create a new password.  Okay.  I enter all the information: card number, expiration date, super special back-of-the-card 3-digit number, social security number, date ( Read more... )

You probably don't want to read this entry.  Really.  But I'm posting it anyway.  Not sure why.  It's not really funny.  But it is fucked up.  I guess it shows part of what makes me who I am ( Read more... )

fir: so at the chinese grocer yesterday. i ask the old guy if he has anything good for sore throats.
fir: he said yeah. and gave me this stuff. said it was a spray. and then made a pumping motion with his finger
fir: i said ok and bought it
fir: it said "watermelon fresh mouth refresher" on it.
fir: i get in the car. take the top off the bottle. and it isn't a ( Read more... )

Just now someone in my hallway about two doors down was talking on his NEXTEL and I swear to you he had both volume and bedeedeep turned to their absolute maximum.  It was piercingly loud through my door.  It was so unsettling that I was drawn up involuntarily and carried out of my office without even putting any shoes on to walk up to him and ( Read more... )

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As promised, my body: a comparison

And for those of you who might be interested in knowing why there were tears on my pillow last night.

Today I will go to the stadium and torture myself for perhaps more than one reason.