meme, stolen from sistrmoon
The last person you kissed says they love you, you say?
- I know.
How can I win your heart?
- look like you're trying to, without being an idiot.
If you could have one thing right now, what would it be?
- a teleporter.
The boy/girl you truly care about needs you at 3 AM, would you go?
- Fuck anybody who says no.
Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
- I have liked many who have then gone on to treat me like crap. But generally no, if you are treating me like crap, at least during that period, I don't like you.
Last conversation consisted of?
- Actual: a couple anecdotes about jobs that suck, and dinosaurs with lasers.
IRL: I made fun of my boss for having a ridiculously loud voice, and told her to go into the adjacent room to talk to me. She then left, citing the need to oversee installation of her new granite kitchen countertops. /envy
Is there someone you will never forget?
- There are many that have indelibly inscribed themselves into my heart. Love is a very serious chisel.
Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?
- Not for a very long time. Probably not since my first breakup with Anna.
Do you have an older brother?
- I have a half-brother who is in his mid-forties and has 6 children. I am an uncle like whoa. But they live in texas so I don't see them much.
What's really pissing you off?
- proprietary e-book rights.
Are you wearing sweatpants?
- I am wearing my standard equipment army surplus cargo pants.
Don't you hate when people don't text back?
- No. Text messaging is inherently passive and should not require response. If you need byplay, call.
Would you have a baby with the last person you kissed?
- that is a question that weighs occasionally on my mind.
Do you find smoking unattractive?
- On the contrary.
Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
- without a doubt.
Within the next 4 months, what are you looking forward to?
- christmas parties, new years parties, Lori's wedding, cold weather.
Have you broken the law in the last 3 days?
- I break the law every day.
Who were you last on the phone with?
- um, the internet? The last person I texted was Jenn. The last person I spoke to was... Gordon? No, Kayo.
When is the last time you attended a church service?
- I've attended Wiccan holiday parties. That's kinda close. And my dept chair prayed before the Thanksgiving work party. Does a wedding count? Hmm... Amy & Lee's wedding was pretty non-religious. My grandfather's funeral was pretty religious.
If you could change your eye color, what would it be?
- One bright green, one royal purple.
Do you ever wonder how other people see you?
- I know that some people see me as a hulking unpleasant ogre, and others see me as the beautiful golden paladin I wish I could be. Yes, I always wonder who is which.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
- I traveled through public to get here.
Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other?
- um. no. friendship requires feeling. Otherwise you have acquaintanceship. (ooh spellcheck was cool with that one) (ironically, spellcheck is uncool with "spellcheck").
Are any of your friends taller than you?
- One or two. I'm usually the giant in a group.
Do you think anyone is jealous of you or anything you have?
- This question is flawed. Jealousy denotes the fear of losing something to another. If that's the question, the answer is no: I fastidiously refrain from threatening anyone's possessions. But the question probably means envy. In which case yes, of course. It is the nature of all people to envy all abilities they view as greater than their own. Less knowledgeable people envy my knowledge. Less emotionally balanced people envy my sense of self. Less computer savvy people envy my skill with computers.
If you could seek revenge on someone would you?
- Most people I have wished vengeance against, I have satisfyingly sought. There are a few companies I would burn to the ground, if I could get away with it.
Are you happy with the way things are going?
- content. well.. sedate.
What plans do you have for tomorrow?
- karaoke.
What are you listening to right now?
- Iron and Wine
Who was the last person to call you babe/baby?
- Llewellyn, inevitably.
Have you ever kissed the last person that texted you?
- Alas.
Are you one of those people who are always cold?
- I used to be one of those people who were always very warm. But I have overextended my hypothalamus.
Are your lips chapped at the moment?
- Yeah a bit. I'm usually dehydrated.
Has someone ever called you at midnight on your birthday?
- Sure.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
- Motherfucking Loki's dripping venom. Which is the name I've given to how I make Green Kool-aid
What are your plans for today?
- procrastinate heavily. Maybe go to Adrian's brisket night thing. I need a ride, though. And Dina will be there, ick.
Are you a forgiving person?
- deeply. I will forgive any offense that does not describe a concrete character trait, and even those I can sometimes accept if the offender hates that trait about himself.
- I know.
How can I win your heart?
- look like you're trying to, without being an idiot.
If you could have one thing right now, what would it be?
- a teleporter.
The boy/girl you truly care about needs you at 3 AM, would you go?
- Fuck anybody who says no.
Ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
- I have liked many who have then gone on to treat me like crap. But generally no, if you are treating me like crap, at least during that period, I don't like you.
Last conversation consisted of?
- Actual: a couple anecdotes about jobs that suck, and dinosaurs with lasers.
IRL: I made fun of my boss for having a ridiculously loud voice, and told her to go into the adjacent room to talk to me. She then left, citing the need to oversee installation of her new granite kitchen countertops. /envy
Is there someone you will never forget?
- There are many that have indelibly inscribed themselves into my heart. Love is a very serious chisel.
Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?
- Not for a very long time. Probably not since my first breakup with Anna.
Do you have an older brother?
- I have a half-brother who is in his mid-forties and has 6 children. I am an uncle like whoa. But they live in texas so I don't see them much.
What's really pissing you off?
- proprietary e-book rights.
Are you wearing sweatpants?
- I am wearing my standard equipment army surplus cargo pants.
Don't you hate when people don't text back?
- No. Text messaging is inherently passive and should not require response. If you need byplay, call.
Would you have a baby with the last person you kissed?
- that is a question that weighs occasionally on my mind.
Do you find smoking unattractive?
- On the contrary.
Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you?
- without a doubt.
Within the next 4 months, what are you looking forward to?
- christmas parties, new years parties, Lori's wedding, cold weather.
Have you broken the law in the last 3 days?
- I break the law every day.
Who were you last on the phone with?
- um, the internet? The last person I texted was Jenn. The last person I spoke to was... Gordon? No, Kayo.
When is the last time you attended a church service?
- I've attended Wiccan holiday parties. That's kinda close. And my dept chair prayed before the Thanksgiving work party. Does a wedding count? Hmm... Amy & Lee's wedding was pretty non-religious. My grandfather's funeral was pretty religious.
If you could change your eye color, what would it be?
- One bright green, one royal purple.
Do you ever wonder how other people see you?
- I know that some people see me as a hulking unpleasant ogre, and others see me as the beautiful golden paladin I wish I could be. Yes, I always wonder who is which.
Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
- I traveled through public to get here.
Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other?
- um. no. friendship requires feeling. Otherwise you have acquaintanceship. (ooh spellcheck was cool with that one) (ironically, spellcheck is uncool with "spellcheck").
Are any of your friends taller than you?
- One or two. I'm usually the giant in a group.
Do you think anyone is jealous of you or anything you have?
- This question is flawed. Jealousy denotes the fear of losing something to another. If that's the question, the answer is no: I fastidiously refrain from threatening anyone's possessions. But the question probably means envy. In which case yes, of course. It is the nature of all people to envy all abilities they view as greater than their own. Less knowledgeable people envy my knowledge. Less emotionally balanced people envy my sense of self. Less computer savvy people envy my skill with computers.
If you could seek revenge on someone would you?
- Most people I have wished vengeance against, I have satisfyingly sought. There are a few companies I would burn to the ground, if I could get away with it.
Are you happy with the way things are going?
- content. well.. sedate.
What plans do you have for tomorrow?
- karaoke.
What are you listening to right now?
- Iron and Wine
Who was the last person to call you babe/baby?
- Llewellyn, inevitably.
Have you ever kissed the last person that texted you?
- Alas.
Are you one of those people who are always cold?
- I used to be one of those people who were always very warm. But I have overextended my hypothalamus.
Are your lips chapped at the moment?
- Yeah a bit. I'm usually dehydrated.
Has someone ever called you at midnight on your birthday?
- Sure.
What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
- Motherfucking Loki's dripping venom. Which is the name I've given to how I make Green Kool-aid
What are your plans for today?
- procrastinate heavily. Maybe go to Adrian's brisket night thing. I need a ride, though. And Dina will be there, ick.
Are you a forgiving person?
- deeply. I will forgive any offense that does not describe a concrete character trait, and even those I can sometimes accept if the offender hates that trait about himself.