Emmys 2009: The Live Blog
OK. Fuck it. I'm blogging.
6:30 Alyson Hannigan looks gorgeous! I love her dress. And um, just her in general!
Ryan Kwanten! OMG. HE LOOKS SO HOT.
Mila Kunis looks beautiful, too!
6:37 I think Sandra Oh's dress is pretty. But I only saw the top half.
6:46 I LOVE Michael J. Fox. I always have. Marty McFly FTW!
Rob Lowe creeps me out. Except for Brothers and Sisters. I like him on that. But I don't like him in much else. I think it stems from my hatred of him in Tommy Boy.
6:49 Kaley Cuoco! She's so adorable.
JIM PARSONS LOOKS SO ADORABLE IN ALL BLACK. I really hope he wins. I'm so excited to see him. I just flipped out.
6:51 Kristin Chenoweth looks so damn pretty. I love her dress. God, I hope she wins tonight. Pushing Daisies needs to get some recognition.
And update: I can confirm I like Sandra Oh's dress for real.
6:58 I really like Amy Poehler's dress. And her. She's genuinely funny.
7:01 Jon Hamm! He's so sexy, dude.
Kate Walsh! I really like her hair. It makes me want to cut my hair and get that style. But I don't like her dress.
UGH. BEEEEEEEEEEL GET OFF MY TV. OK. I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't hate Stephen Moyer because I hate Bill Compton. I know they aren't the same people.
Jesse Spencer is hot. I need to catch up on House.
I think I would do B.J. Novak.
7:08STOP TALKING ABOUT VAMPIRES E!
I always expect Kevin Bacon to dance whenever I see him. Silly Footloose fantasies. Also, he doesn't age. At all.
7:14 The Lonely Island! I'M ON A BOAT!
I would have Jon Stewart's babies. I find him so sexy. I think it's because we share the same views. And because he is so intelligent.
7:17 Heidi Klum looks so gorgeous. I like the tight fit dress for her even though she's pregnant.
I like the color of Jessica Lange's dress.
Ryan Seacrest should shut the EFF up. I wish Joel McHale and and Chelsea Handler interviewed people for these things. It would be so hilarious.
7:25 JIMMY FALLON AND SARAH SILVERMAN! I love them both. I really, really think Jimmy's sexy. I don';t know why.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT RYAN SEACREST'S SEX DREAMS INVOLVING SARAH. OR ANYONE. STOP. I'm going to have nightmares.
Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS LEIGHTON MEESTER WEARING?
I really like Alec Baldwin. Er. I mean, I want to like him. I can't bring myself to like him outside of his character on 30 Rock
Please, no more mentioning of Kanye. I think it was funny. OK. Maybe he is a dick, but I think it's hilarious. The only person I'll excuse for mentioning Kanye is my beloved NPH.
7:29 John Krasinski! Sexy, sexy man. Why isn't Emily Blunt with him? OK. Thanks for filling me in on her whereabouts. I feel like he knew I wanted to know.
I love Stewie. But I'm tired of these stupid things done by E!
7:37 Blake Lively's hair looks so ugly. Really? REALLY? REAALLLLLLLY? But she IS taller than Ryan, and that's hilarious.
WTF IS JON CRYER WEARING? It's like he raided Ducky's closet. The only person who can pull off a sweater vest is Jim Tressel.
7:40 Hayden's dress is pretty. Lips, not so much. Also, I still hate her for dating Milo.
I hate Jennifer Carpenter's dress.
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss is so fucking pretty. And her dress is too. AND HER SHOES MATCH THE DRESS. She looks so young, too!
7:48 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! My friends and I just debated having him on SNL regularly.
I don't like January Jones' dress.
Blair > Leighton. At least when it comes to the makeup and the clothes.
NPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOKS DAMN GOOD IN THAT WHITE. AND IS SINGING!@OHJEFOIUEF(*DSFSDF
I just died a little inside. Out of happiness of course.
OK. I'm allowing NPH's Kanye joke.
I like the set.
You know, I would love it if Neil would adopt me.
I LOVE THE BIG BANG THEORY CLIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE HIMYM!
8:12 Please be Kristin! PLEASE! AND YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY KRISTIN WON!!!!! She is going to cry. I love her. Tonight is going to be a good night, I think. I want her to be my bff. PLEASE PUT HER ON A NEW TV SHOW. Is she not the cutest person in the world!?!?!?
8:21 YAY FOR THE ENTIRE HIMYM CAST PRESENTING!!! THEY LOOK SO PRETTY. GOD I HOPE THEY WIN FOR THE SHOW.
I'm betting it's 30 Rock for comedy writing. OH WHAT UP. I WAS RIGHT. OK. I, if they hadn't won it would have been a major upset, obviously. That one was easy. Matt Hubbard looks 12, btw.
I was going to going to enter that competition. And if I had won, I would probably be crying because Neil would be talking to me.
8:25 OK. HERE WE GO NEIL. HERE WE GO! NPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Aw David is so cute next to him! And how did he get to his seat so fast? He was definitely in the front row then. My heart is pounding.
WTF. JON CRYER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? KIDDING ME? SERIOUSLY? OMG WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NOT O.K. HIS SHOW ISN'T EVEN FUNNY! HOW DID NPH NOT WIN? He was a for sure win?! WTF.
My dad just came in my room to make sure I was alive. He knows my NPH obsession. And agrees that Jon Cryer's win was a terrible, terrible mistake.
WTF WORLD? WHAT DOES NPH HAVE TO DO TO GET AN EMMY? HE'S ALREADY THE KING OF THE WORLD. EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES HIM. HATING NPH IS LIKE KILLING A BABY UNICORN.
8:33 How much does it suck to have to go on as a host after losing to a guy in a sweater vest? I'm so sorry Neil!
Oh, hello, JT! Yeah, clap for Bea Arthur! JT turned on is hot.
I'm hoping for a Christina Applegate win. Or a Mary-Louise Parker (Why do Emmy voters hate Weeds?). But I'm sure it's going to Tina Fey. Sarah Silverman, btw, is hilarious. YAY TONI COLLETE! Also, I had no idea she was Australian.
NPH. I still love you.
8:38Oh no. Now I have to look at Blake's Lara Croft hair, again. FUCK. Who let her out of the house like that? Does the girl have a mirror? It's not good looking.
Who let them present? Really? I mean, I like Gossip Girl, but still.
Yay, more Justin! Damn, not a Kanye joke. Tina Fey, man I love you.
My mom just hated on Kristin Chenoweth. KILL YOURSELF.
8:50Nice intro for Rob Lowe. Haha, I love you NPH.
JIM PARSONS. COME ON JIM PARSONS! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!! THE EMMY VOTERS OWE ME ONE AFTER SNUBBING NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. COME ON JIM PARSONS. COME ON. SHELDON HAS TO WIN!
PLEASE JIM PARSON! PLEEEEEEASE.
Heart pounding again. OK. I can deal with Alec Baldwin winning. I'm going to cry, but I'll allow this one. Because I really like 30 Rock and AT LEAST IT WASN'T FUCKING CHARLIE SHEEN AND TWO AND A HALF MEN. KILL YOURSELF JON CRYER.
Also, I think I need to say this. FUCK YOU EMMYS. Why do I let you get my hopes up? I do this every year and you let me down. EVERY FREAKING TIME. It's like you let me get Kristin Chenoweth and then you're going to fuck me over for the next three hours.
8:54 Get ready for not a lot of blogging. I hate reality TV.
My dad just told me he was never going to watch 30 Rock. I'm trying to change his mind, because it IS a good show. But he's as in love with Jim Parsons as I am. My heart is breaking for my two favorite men on TV. (Sorry, Milo. Heroes sucks.)
OH GOD. Dancing? Really? What is she wearing? This sucks. The only dancing allowed is NPH based. K? Thanks.
I wonder whose idea it was to look up the most ridiculous credits for these actors and actresses? BECAUSE IT IS GENIUS.
And, Heidi Klum should win this shit. But she doesn't. BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE HATES ME.
YAY FOR PROBST GIVING NPH PROPS FOR HIS HOSTING ABILITIES. HAHAHAHA.
9:06 Best introduction of the night for Tracy Morgan. I feel like he's drunk though. I'm predicting The Amazing Race for the millionth time. But I'm hoping for an upset with Project Runway. Even with a Queen song in the AI clip, I will never like it.
Like I said, I knew it was going to win. There should be a limit on how many Emmys someone can get. (I'm looking at you Alec Baldwin, because while your show is funny and I like your character, you're still a giant asshole for leaving your daughter that voicemail.)
The only good miniseries: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA! Hahaha. Remember when it was just a miniseries? And then the world recognized its awesomeness and made it an actual TV show? Good times.
OH NPH. Nice little joke about the couple who has been married for 21 years (thank you E! for asking her how long earlier).
9:13 The woman who won for miniseries actress is really pretty. Like, really pretty.
WHERE IS THE DR. HORRIBLE STUFF? COME ON. It's basically the only good thing left. Minus HIMYM winning tonight. (PLEASE)
9:22 Come on, Ian McKellen. Because he was Gandalf, and he'll kill me if I don't root for him.
NPH is so cute when he giggles at his own jokes.
Scripted banter is really lame. Stop doing that people who write the teleprompters.
YES DR. HORRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO NPH. Too badf I can tell its a blue screen behind him filming this. Hahahahahahahaha. I was hoping for a real life singing thing. but NATHAN FILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S FELICIA DAY!!!! THERE SHE IS! AND SIMON HELBERG!
OK. Sorry, Jessica Lange, your dress is pretty, but I am not paying any attention to you. I'm still marveling in my Dr. Horrible love. Totally watching it tonight to make me happy after NPH and Jim Parsons lost. STILL NOT OK BTW.
I don't know if I like Anna Torv's dress. And seriously, Keifer you look like your dad more every day.
9:45What, no Alexander Skarsgard in the Generation Kill footage? KILL YOURSELF.
MOTHER LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAIG FERGUSON!!!!!
THE BIG BANG THEORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I LOVE THE THEME MUSIC BEHIND THEM.
JIM IS SO ADORABLE!!!!! AND I LOVE THAT HE MESSED IT UP. HE IS SO CUTE. Jim looks like his arm is broken. But so cute!
9:53 The writing ones for variety are always my favorite because they do their own. I'm predicting a win for the Daily Show again. Conan's were hilarious with the Facebook friend requests. BUT OMG BILLY CRYSTAL IS SINGING THE NAMES FOR THE LATE SHOW! AND YAY I KNEW THE DAILY SHOW WOULD WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!
10:02 I love Jimmy Fallon. I don't care what people say. I think he's funny. And adorable.
Original music and lyrics: FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS HAS TO WIN! OR MOTHER LOVER. Forgot it was nominated. I'm hoping for JT! Oh wow, Hugh Jackman's opening number won? REALLY? Over the others? Lame salad.
10:07 Ricky Gervais! HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Love the Rainn Wilson joke.
He just said pissed! Hahaha.
I predict a win for the Daily Show for the best show. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! For once, the Emmys got something correct. JON STEWART COMPLIMENTED NEIL!!!!!! AWWWWWWWW. Two of my favorite people! ON STAGE.
10:15 Snubbing BSG makes me not care about the drama categories. Oh wait. OMG THEY PUT IT IN THE REEL FOOTAGE. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. AND THEY USED THE BSG MUSIC! BUT THAT IS STILL NOT ENOUGH. NOT ENOUGH AT ALL. YOU FRAKKED UP EMMYS. ADMIT IT. YOU KNOW IT. THAT'S WHY YOU PUT IT IN THERE. MOTHER FRAKKERS.
Oh, and um, NO ERIC IN THE TRUE BLOOD FOOTAGE? And FNL! TWO SECONDS! BUT IT WAS TWO SECONDS!
Sorry, I'm so busy ranting, I keep forgetting to watch the show. Woo Michael Emerson. And Cherry Jones for 24.
The "In Memoriam" always makes me cry. And I love that they put Patrick Swayze in there. So sad. This was a terrible year. We lost a lot of great people this year. I like that they ended with Walter Cronkite, too.
10:33 DAVID BOREANAZ > STEPHEN MOYER. FUCK BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL.
MICHAEL J. FOX IS PRESENTING. HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?
10:36 NO LOVE FOR BSG's MICHAEL RYMER? KILL YOURSELF.
10:40 I don't like Sally Field, but I like her on Brothers and Sisters. BUT I HATE HOLLY HUNTER.
I HOPE ELIZABETH MOSS WINS. Damn. THE SAME PEOPLE ALWAYS GET NOMINATED/WIN. WHERE WAS MARY MCDONNELL'S NOMINATION? YOU SONS OF BITCHES.
10:41 MY COMMENT WAS POSTED TO EW'S LIVE BLOG! "im tired of the same people always getting nominated/winning. Mary McDonnell was robbed. And I was hoping for an Elizabeth Moss upset."
COME ON JON HAMM. OR HUGH LAURIE. JUST TO HEAR HIS SPEECH. ONE OF THEM. ONE OF THEM. I guess you have to give Bryan Cranston props. He had to be on Malcolm in the Middle for years before this. But if making/selling drugs gets you Emmys, where was Mary Louise Parker's Emmy tonight?
10:53 Bob Newhart! Best comedy series! COME ON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. I NEED THIS WIN. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And btw, he's too adorable.
And 30 Rock again. I shouldn't be mad, but I am. How I Met Your Mother deserved to win. As much as I love 30 Rock, HIMYM really should have won. I am happy that 30 Rock is doing so well, but honestly, HIMYM has been the little engine that could. It is going into season 5 and it just now got an Emmy nom. I'm going to say it. HIMYM WAS ROBBED. JUST LIKE NPH. AND JIM PARSONS.
11:00 I'm hoping for a win by Big Love. But I know it will be Mad Men. And I'm OK with that. But still.
Yep. Mad Men.
NPH should get an Emmy just for being NPH.
6:30 Alyson Hannigan looks gorgeous! I love her dress. And um, just her in general!
Ryan Kwanten! OMG. HE LOOKS SO HOT.
Mila Kunis looks beautiful, too!
6:37 I think Sandra Oh's dress is pretty. But I only saw the top half.
6:46 I LOVE Michael J. Fox. I always have. Marty McFly FTW!
Rob Lowe creeps me out. Except for Brothers and Sisters. I like him on that. But I don't like him in much else. I think it stems from my hatred of him in Tommy Boy.
6:49 Kaley Cuoco! She's so adorable.
JIM PARSONS LOOKS SO ADORABLE IN ALL BLACK. I really hope he wins. I'm so excited to see him. I just flipped out.
6:51 Kristin Chenoweth looks so damn pretty. I love her dress. God, I hope she wins tonight. Pushing Daisies needs to get some recognition.
And update: I can confirm I like Sandra Oh's dress for real.
6:58 I really like Amy Poehler's dress. And her. She's genuinely funny.
7:01 Jon Hamm! He's so sexy, dude.
Kate Walsh! I really like her hair. It makes me want to cut my hair and get that style. But I don't like her dress.
UGH. BEEEEEEEEEEL GET OFF MY TV. OK. I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't hate Stephen Moyer because I hate Bill Compton. I know they aren't the same people.
Jesse Spencer is hot. I need to catch up on House.
I think I would do B.J. Novak.
7:08STOP TALKING ABOUT VAMPIRES E!
I always expect Kevin Bacon to dance whenever I see him. Silly Footloose fantasies. Also, he doesn't age. At all.
7:14 The Lonely Island! I'M ON A BOAT!
I would have Jon Stewart's babies. I find him so sexy. I think it's because we share the same views. And because he is so intelligent.
7:17 Heidi Klum looks so gorgeous. I like the tight fit dress for her even though she's pregnant.
I like the color of Jessica Lange's dress.
Ryan Seacrest should shut the EFF up. I wish Joel McHale and and Chelsea Handler interviewed people for these things. It would be so hilarious.
7:25 JIMMY FALLON AND SARAH SILVERMAN! I love them both. I really, really think Jimmy's sexy. I don';t know why.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT RYAN SEACREST'S SEX DREAMS INVOLVING SARAH. OR ANYONE. STOP. I'm going to have nightmares.
Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS LEIGHTON MEESTER WEARING?
I really like Alec Baldwin. Er. I mean, I want to like him. I can't bring myself to like him outside of his character on 30 Rock
Please, no more mentioning of Kanye. I think it was funny. OK. Maybe he is a dick, but I think it's hilarious. The only person I'll excuse for mentioning Kanye is my beloved NPH.
7:29 John Krasinski! Sexy, sexy man. Why isn't Emily Blunt with him? OK. Thanks for filling me in on her whereabouts. I feel like he knew I wanted to know.
I love Stewie. But I'm tired of these stupid things done by E!
7:37 Blake Lively's hair looks so ugly. Really? REALLY? REAALLLLLLLY? But she IS taller than Ryan, and that's hilarious.
WTF IS JON CRYER WEARING? It's like he raided Ducky's closet. The only person who can pull off a sweater vest is Jim Tressel.
7:40 Hayden's dress is pretty. Lips, not so much. Also, I still hate her for dating Milo.
I hate Jennifer Carpenter's dress.
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss is so fucking pretty. And her dress is too. AND HER SHOES MATCH THE DRESS. She looks so young, too!
7:48 JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! My friends and I just debated having him on SNL regularly.
I don't like January Jones' dress.
Blair > Leighton. At least when it comes to the makeup and the clothes.
NPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOKS DAMN GOOD IN THAT WHITE. AND IS SINGING!@OHJEFOIUEF(*DSFSDF
I just died a little inside. Out of happiness of course.
OK. I'm allowing NPH's Kanye joke.
I like the set.
You know, I would love it if Neil would adopt me.
I LOVE THE BIG BANG THEORY CLIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE HIMYM!
8:12 Please be Kristin! PLEASE! AND YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY KRISTIN WON!!!!! She is going to cry. I love her. Tonight is going to be a good night, I think. I want her to be my bff. PLEASE PUT HER ON A NEW TV SHOW. Is she not the cutest person in the world!?!?!?
8:21 YAY FOR THE ENTIRE HIMYM CAST PRESENTING!!! THEY LOOK SO PRETTY. GOD I HOPE THEY WIN FOR THE SHOW.
I'm betting it's 30 Rock for comedy writing. OH WHAT UP. I WAS RIGHT. OK. I, if they hadn't won it would have been a major upset, obviously. That one was easy. Matt Hubbard looks 12, btw.
I was going to going to enter that competition. And if I had won, I would probably be crying because Neil would be talking to me.
8:25 OK. HERE WE GO NEIL. HERE WE GO! NPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Aw David is so cute next to him! And how did he get to his seat so fast? He was definitely in the front row then. My heart is pounding.
WTF. JON CRYER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? KIDDING ME? SERIOUSLY? OMG WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NOT O.K. HIS SHOW ISN'T EVEN FUNNY! HOW DID NPH NOT WIN? He was a for sure win?! WTF.
My dad just came in my room to make sure I was alive. He knows my NPH obsession. And agrees that Jon Cryer's win was a terrible, terrible mistake.
WTF WORLD? WHAT DOES NPH HAVE TO DO TO GET AN EMMY? HE'S ALREADY THE KING OF THE WORLD. EVERYONE FUCKING LOVES HIM. HATING NPH IS LIKE KILLING A BABY UNICORN.
8:33 How much does it suck to have to go on as a host after losing to a guy in a sweater vest? I'm so sorry Neil!
Oh, hello, JT! Yeah, clap for Bea Arthur! JT turned on is hot.
I'm hoping for a Christina Applegate win. Or a Mary-Louise Parker (Why do Emmy voters hate Weeds?). But I'm sure it's going to Tina Fey. Sarah Silverman, btw, is hilarious. YAY TONI COLLETE! Also, I had no idea she was Australian.
NPH. I still love you.
8:38Oh no. Now I have to look at Blake's Lara Croft hair, again. FUCK. Who let her out of the house like that? Does the girl have a mirror? It's not good looking.
Who let them present? Really? I mean, I like Gossip Girl, but still.
Yay, more Justin! Damn, not a Kanye joke. Tina Fey, man I love you.
My mom just hated on Kristin Chenoweth. KILL YOURSELF.
8:50Nice intro for Rob Lowe. Haha, I love you NPH.
JIM PARSONS. COME ON JIM PARSONS! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!! THE EMMY VOTERS OWE ME ONE AFTER SNUBBING NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. COME ON JIM PARSONS. COME ON. SHELDON HAS TO WIN!
PLEASE JIM PARSON! PLEEEEEEASE.
Heart pounding again. OK. I can deal with Alec Baldwin winning. I'm going to cry, but I'll allow this one. Because I really like 30 Rock and AT LEAST IT WASN'T FUCKING CHARLIE SHEEN AND TWO AND A HALF MEN. KILL YOURSELF JON CRYER.
Also, I think I need to say this. FUCK YOU EMMYS. Why do I let you get my hopes up? I do this every year and you let me down. EVERY FREAKING TIME. It's like you let me get Kristin Chenoweth and then you're going to fuck me over for the next three hours.
8:54 Get ready for not a lot of blogging. I hate reality TV.
My dad just told me he was never going to watch 30 Rock. I'm trying to change his mind, because it IS a good show. But he's as in love with Jim Parsons as I am. My heart is breaking for my two favorite men on TV. (Sorry, Milo. Heroes sucks.)
OH GOD. Dancing? Really? What is she wearing? This sucks. The only dancing allowed is NPH based. K? Thanks.
I wonder whose idea it was to look up the most ridiculous credits for these actors and actresses? BECAUSE IT IS GENIUS.
And, Heidi Klum should win this shit. But she doesn't. BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE HATES ME.
YAY FOR PROBST GIVING NPH PROPS FOR HIS HOSTING ABILITIES. HAHAHAHA.
9:06 Best introduction of the night for Tracy Morgan. I feel like he's drunk though. I'm predicting The Amazing Race for the millionth time. But I'm hoping for an upset with Project Runway. Even with a Queen song in the AI clip, I will never like it.
Like I said, I knew it was going to win. There should be a limit on how many Emmys someone can get. (I'm looking at you Alec Baldwin, because while your show is funny and I like your character, you're still a giant asshole for leaving your daughter that voicemail.)
The only good miniseries: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA! Hahaha. Remember when it was just a miniseries? And then the world recognized its awesomeness and made it an actual TV show? Good times.
OH NPH. Nice little joke about the couple who has been married for 21 years (thank you E! for asking her how long earlier).
9:13 The woman who won for miniseries actress is really pretty. Like, really pretty.
WHERE IS THE DR. HORRIBLE STUFF? COME ON. It's basically the only good thing left. Minus HIMYM winning tonight. (PLEASE)
9:22 Come on, Ian McKellen. Because he was Gandalf, and he'll kill me if I don't root for him.
NPH is so cute when he giggles at his own jokes.
Scripted banter is really lame. Stop doing that people who write the teleprompters.
YES DR. HORRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO NPH. Too badf I can tell its a blue screen behind him filming this. Hahahahahahahaha. I was hoping for a real life singing thing. but NATHAN FILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S FELICIA DAY!!!! THERE SHE IS! AND SIMON HELBERG!
OK. Sorry, Jessica Lange, your dress is pretty, but I am not paying any attention to you. I'm still marveling in my Dr. Horrible love. Totally watching it tonight to make me happy after NPH and Jim Parsons lost. STILL NOT OK BTW.
I don't know if I like Anna Torv's dress. And seriously, Keifer you look like your dad more every day.
9:45What, no Alexander Skarsgard in the Generation Kill footage? KILL YOURSELF.
MOTHER LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAIG FERGUSON!!!!!
THE BIG BANG THEORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I LOVE THE THEME MUSIC BEHIND THEM.
JIM IS SO ADORABLE!!!!! AND I LOVE THAT HE MESSED IT UP. HE IS SO CUTE. Jim looks like his arm is broken. But so cute!
9:53 The writing ones for variety are always my favorite because they do their own. I'm predicting a win for the Daily Show again. Conan's were hilarious with the Facebook friend requests. BUT OMG BILLY CRYSTAL IS SINGING THE NAMES FOR THE LATE SHOW! AND YAY I KNEW THE DAILY SHOW WOULD WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!
10:02 I love Jimmy Fallon. I don't care what people say. I think he's funny. And adorable.
Original music and lyrics: FLIGHT OF THE CONCORDS HAS TO WIN! OR MOTHER LOVER. Forgot it was nominated. I'm hoping for JT! Oh wow, Hugh Jackman's opening number won? REALLY? Over the others? Lame salad.
10:07 Ricky Gervais! HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHA. Love the Rainn Wilson joke.
He just said pissed! Hahaha.
I predict a win for the Daily Show for the best show. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! For once, the Emmys got something correct. JON STEWART COMPLIMENTED NEIL!!!!!! AWWWWWWWW. Two of my favorite people! ON STAGE.
10:15 Snubbing BSG makes me not care about the drama categories. Oh wait. OMG THEY PUT IT IN THE REEL FOOTAGE. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. AND THEY USED THE BSG MUSIC! BUT THAT IS STILL NOT ENOUGH. NOT ENOUGH AT ALL. YOU FRAKKED UP EMMYS. ADMIT IT. YOU KNOW IT. THAT'S WHY YOU PUT IT IN THERE. MOTHER FRAKKERS.
Oh, and um, NO ERIC IN THE TRUE BLOOD FOOTAGE? And FNL! TWO SECONDS! BUT IT WAS TWO SECONDS!
Sorry, I'm so busy ranting, I keep forgetting to watch the show. Woo Michael Emerson. And Cherry Jones for 24.
The "In Memoriam" always makes me cry. And I love that they put Patrick Swayze in there. So sad. This was a terrible year. We lost a lot of great people this year. I like that they ended with Walter Cronkite, too.
10:33 DAVID BOREANAZ > STEPHEN MOYER. FUCK BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL.
MICHAEL J. FOX IS PRESENTING. HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?
10:36 NO LOVE FOR BSG's MICHAEL RYMER? KILL YOURSELF.
10:40 I don't like Sally Field, but I like her on Brothers and Sisters. BUT I HATE HOLLY HUNTER.
I HOPE ELIZABETH MOSS WINS. Damn. THE SAME PEOPLE ALWAYS GET NOMINATED/WIN. WHERE WAS MARY MCDONNELL'S NOMINATION? YOU SONS OF BITCHES.
10:41 MY COMMENT WAS POSTED TO EW'S LIVE BLOG! "im tired of the same people always getting nominated/winning. Mary McDonnell was robbed. And I was hoping for an Elizabeth Moss upset."
COME ON JON HAMM. OR HUGH LAURIE. JUST TO HEAR HIS SPEECH. ONE OF THEM. ONE OF THEM. I guess you have to give Bryan Cranston props. He had to be on Malcolm in the Middle for years before this. But if making/selling drugs gets you Emmys, where was Mary Louise Parker's Emmy tonight?
10:53 Bob Newhart! Best comedy series! COME ON HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. I NEED THIS WIN. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And btw, he's too adorable.
And 30 Rock again. I shouldn't be mad, but I am. How I Met Your Mother deserved to win. As much as I love 30 Rock, HIMYM really should have won. I am happy that 30 Rock is doing so well, but honestly, HIMYM has been the little engine that could. It is going into season 5 and it just now got an Emmy nom. I'm going to say it. HIMYM WAS ROBBED. JUST LIKE NPH. AND JIM PARSONS.
11:00 I'm hoping for a win by Big Love. But I know it will be Mad Men. And I'm OK with that. But still.
Yep. Mad Men.
NPH should get an Emmy just for being NPH.