Feb 25, 2015 16:50
Dear Boston,
An airline seems to have misdirected your baggage. By tomorrow, please pick up your 8"-12" of snow which it looks ike will be misplaced south of the Mason-Dixon line. Clearly this is a clerical error of some sort, and we would like to get it straighted out as fast as possible.
This means I will likely be housebound for 36 hours or so, since they are also predicting 2-4" of idiot drivers as part of this weather system. That is of course a large-area average. Localized MVAs will be 4'-6', with the occasional 10'-12' drift involving a tractor-trailer.... Our street lost one of its two stop signs last snowfall, which was <1". not jut hit, but run over so hard it was bent full flat.