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Julio spreads papers out in front of him. Why did no one tell him this was difficult?
"Look. Baseline list, we have all of X-Force -- that's Terry, Tab, Sam, Jimmy, Dani... Have you kept up with 'Berto? I haven't heard anything from him since he ran off to take over the Hellfire Club, the idiot. Anyway, and Nate and Dom. We won't get away without inviting everyone from work, so, Jamie, Guido, Rahne, and Monet. And then Terry's family, so, Sean and Moira, Tom but we have to keep him away from Sean, Rahne's already taken care of... Hmm. That's the absolute minimum, I think.
But I doubt we'll be able to stop everyone else from coming, so we might as well invite them. It's not like we're paying for this... So, Ororo, cause she's promised to keep the weather nice if we let her come, and the rest of the X-Men... You realize I don't even know who's hanging around the mansion any more? Things were a lot simpler when we were fighting them. Scott, hopefully we can come up with an excuse not to invite Emma, Jeannie if she's alive by then, Dios I hope she is, Alex, that means Lorna too, crazy bitch, Hank, Bobby, Warren, it's not like we can get away without inviting Paige, and Jay if he's able to travel, Betsy's alive again, isn't she? Kitty, Piotr is definitely alive again, Kurt, Logan, Dios, Gambit and Rogue... I'm missing people here. Nick and Val and Natasha, obviously... Come on, there's got to be other people that are going to come. Weddings don't happen that often around here. Funerals are much more common. Jono. Jubilee. Is anyone else from Gen X still alive?"
"Look. Baseline list, we have all of X-Force -- that's Terry, Tab, Sam, Jimmy, Dani... Have you kept up with 'Berto? I haven't heard anything from him since he ran off to take over the Hellfire Club, the idiot. Anyway, and Nate and Dom. We won't get away without inviting everyone from work, so, Jamie, Guido, Rahne, and Monet. And then Terry's family, so, Sean and Moira, Tom but we have to keep him away from Sean, Rahne's already taken care of... Hmm. That's the absolute minimum, I think.
But I doubt we'll be able to stop everyone else from coming, so we might as well invite them. It's not like we're paying for this... So, Ororo, cause she's promised to keep the weather nice if we let her come, and the rest of the X-Men... You realize I don't even know who's hanging around the mansion any more? Things were a lot simpler when we were fighting them. Scott, hopefully we can come up with an excuse not to invite Emma, Jeannie if she's alive by then, Dios I hope she is, Alex, that means Lorna too, crazy bitch, Hank, Bobby, Warren, it's not like we can get away without inviting Paige, and Jay if he's able to travel, Betsy's alive again, isn't she? Kitty, Piotr is definitely alive again, Kurt, Logan, Dios, Gambit and Rogue... I'm missing people here. Nick and Val and Natasha, obviously... Come on, there's got to be other people that are going to come. Weddings don't happen that often around here. Funerals are much more common. Jono. Jubilee. Is anyone else from Gen X still alive?"