oh this is a good one. months later...
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:26:46 PM): is that lovely poetry for meeee darling?
da mack 09 (8:26:56 PM): poetryy?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:27:06 PM): bulletin dearrr
da mack 09 (8:27:07 PM): so youve realized you go after tom and tj?
da mack 09 (8:27:11 PM): youre pathetic
da mack 09 (8:27:15 PM): i live 55 miles away
da mack 09 (8:27:21 PM): grow up and leave me out of your life
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:27:23 PM): i dont go after either
da mack 09 (8:27:24 PM): its pathetic hun
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:27:27 PM): darling
da mack 09 (8:27:27 PM): you imd tj tonight
da mack 09 (8:27:31 PM): you told tom i raped you
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:27:32 PM): he IMed me
da mack 09 (8:27:34 PM): your sad
da mack 09 (8:27:38 PM): truly sad
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:27:40 PM): ok david. one
da mack 09 (8:27:42 PM): your so HOTT richard
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:27:44 PM): to be honest
da mack 09 (8:27:45 PM): SO FUCKING hotttt
da mack 09 (8:27:49 PM): get someone
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:27:52 PM): tom and tj are INSANE liars
da mack 09 (8:27:56 PM): stop obsessing over the faults of your exs
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:28:03 PM): i havn't even though about u...and i dont even meen that in a cruel way
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:28:20 PM): im dating people and im fine. and yeah i bitched about u when HEEE imed me
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:28:33 PM): but thats because u tried to get with all my friends when we broke up as like su m sick revenge or something
da mack 09 (8:28:33 PM): i have his convo wanna see?
da mack 09 (8:28:40 PM): tom?
da mack 09 (8:28:42 PM): tom messaged me
da mack 09 (8:28:44 PM): and talked to me
da mack 09 (8:28:54 PM): and i wasnt trying to get with tom please
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:28:57 PM): soo u go take ur pathetic greasy ass to ur welfare stricken town and kill the drama
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:29:01 PM): no ALL my friends
da mack 09 (8:29:06 PM): likeee?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:29:07 PM): tell me how u hit on them.
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:29:11 PM): like mike pierce
da mack 09 (8:29:15 PM): excuse me?
da mack 09 (8:29:19 PM): i said hi to him at bagly?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:29:21 PM): and a bunch of people
da mack 09 (8:29:23 PM): riiight
da mack 09 (8:29:26 PM): ok keep telling yourself that
da mack 09 (8:29:37 PM): please i wouldnt try and hit on or get with someone an hour away again pleaseeee
da mack 09 (8:29:53 PM): why cant we just like get over it?
da mack 09 (8:29:57 PM): and leave it at that?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:29:58 PM): yeah because maybe they would string u along until after their birthdays and then stop hanging out with u?
da mack 09 (8:30:06 PM): probablyyyy
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:30:09 PM): ok toodles doll. have fun beeing u
da mack 09 (8:30:15 PM): sounds famikiar doesnt it?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:30:17 PM): and i will have fun being me =)
da mack 09 (8:30:23 PM): of course you willllll
da mack 09 (8:30:29 PM): have fun with life richard
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:30:31 PM): oh yeah, i willl.
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:30:35 PM): trust me.
da mack 09 (8:31:00 PM): obviii why wouldnt i trust you?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:31:12 PM): ok yeah bye
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:31:19 PM): go to ur state school
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:31:22 PM): shoo shoo
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:31:32 PM): i should have listened to sue
da mack 09 (8:31:35 PM): i willl and ill have a fucking fun ass time DRINKING and PARTYING like real classssy kids do
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:31:41 PM): she alwyas said to not assosciate with rift raft
da mack 09 (8:31:45 PM): and you can take pics in underwear and post them on the internet
da mack 09 (8:31:50 PM): because thats a real a+ class act
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:32:16 PM): so im photogenic
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:32:19 PM): get over it.
da mack 09 (8:32:29 PM): i know you areee
da mack 09 (8:32:33 PM): i never said you werenttt?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:32:50 PM): if u were photogenic u would have pics like that too
da mack 09 (8:32:58 PM): becuase i have dignityyyy maybe?
da mack 09 (8:33:08 PM): i dont need to show off my 6 pack to get guysss
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:33:18 PM): OHH thats wjhy u had pics of u passed out drunk in a toga?
da mack 09 (8:33:29 PM): thats not passsed out richarddd my eyes are open
da mack 09 (8:33:35 PM): you cant see my penis through my box briefs
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:33:48 PM): i can get guys by walking down the street.
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:33:56 PM): those are just for fun
da mack 09 (8:33:57 PM): good for youu and im glad
da mack 09 (8:34:08 PM): keep walking down the streeets
da mack 09 (8:34:11 PM): and keep getting guys
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:34:19 PM): and getting good grades?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:34:21 PM): and being smart?
da mack 09 (8:34:25 PM): im sure those 1000$ free merchandise offers are still coming right?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:34:26 PM): adn going to a good college?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:34:35 PM): and then getting a good job
da mack 09 (8:34:46 PM): and spending daddys money?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:34:49 PM): yeah
da mack 09 (8:34:50 PM): and having work ethic?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:34:51 PM): why the hell not
da mack 09 (8:34:53 PM): and paying bills?
da mack 09 (8:35:01 PM): riiight
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:35:04 PM): i will pay bills as soon as i need to
da mack 09 (8:35:08 PM): youve come a long wayy right? pleasee
da mack 09 (8:35:15 PM): so you have grades
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:35:18 PM): it's not my fault im like not poor
da mack 09 (8:35:23 PM): ooh so youre going to bentleyyyy
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:35:32 PM): well babson hopefully
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:35:34 PM): but sure
da mack 09 (8:36:00 PM): i dont care how small my house is or how cheap my cars are, atleasy i dont have holes in my kitchen celings and i dont have donuts on my car for months or i dont get splinters when i walk on my floors
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:36:21 PM): lol i loved that hole
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:36:23 PM): i want it back
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:36:42 PM): but ur right i just live in shit
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:36:44 PM): i mean
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:36:48 PM): im like a charity cas
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:36:50 PM): case*
da mack 09 (8:37:12 PM): maybeee well if youre parents have 250000$ in your basement walls like you said
da mack 09 (8:37:29 PM): or maybe that ex valentino model who asked you out
da mack 09 (8:37:35 PM): because he had an apartment in france
da mack 09 (8:37:38 PM): but you declined
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:37:48 PM): haha i had lunch with him like last month
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:37:52 PM): me and allanah
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:37:56 PM): so yeah.
da mack 09 (8:37:56 PM): aww how cuteee
da mack 09 (8:38:03 PM): maybe you should go after him for his moneyyyy
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:38:13 PM): oh since i clearly do that
da mack 09 (8:38:17 PM): clearrllllllyyyyyyy
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:38:26 PM): i mean i have dated suchhh wealthy men
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:38:31 PM): mister rockerfella
da mack 09 (8:39:02 PM): well i mean youre so amazing and hott and photogenic and rich and smart, i mean whats not to like?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:39:22 PM): minus rich but i'll take the rest
da mack 09 (8:39:47 PM): aww i want you to take all of it
da mack 09 (8:39:55 PM): since youve said it yourself
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:40:01 PM): nooo
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:40:04 PM): i live comfortably
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:40:09 PM): im not rich
da mack 09 (8:40:24 PM): but i thought everyone form your part of danvers was rich?didnt you go to the rich school?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:40:27 PM): now go give head on the side of the road in a taurs
da mack 09 (8:40:32 PM): ok i willll
da mack 09 (8:40:39 PM): and you can go down on 2 guys after the second date
da mack 09 (8:40:41 PM): since thats your thing
da mack 09 (8:40:47 PM): and while your at it, you can use daddys credit card
da mack 09 (8:40:55 PM): to fix your stomachhh. tummy tuck much?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:41:07 PM): actually he uses cash usually
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:41:15 PM): and i'll use it on proactive to sent to wrentham
da mack 09 (8:41:41 PM): oh will you? i need it. ive broken out a lot latelyy
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:41:51 PM): oh i havnt' noticed
da mack 09 (8:41:56 PM): im glad you have
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:42:05 PM): have what?
da mack 09 (8:42:20 PM): noticed my skin
da mack 09 (8:42:24 PM): im so poor i cant afford it
da mack 09 (8:42:29 PM): so if you could, itd be great
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:42:32 PM): i said havn't butokayy
da mack 09 (8:42:41 PM): well you know how my skin is
da mack 09 (8:42:48 PM): you saw me for 4 months
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:42:55 PM): that i did.
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:43:05 PM): crista doesn't stop rubbing it in my face.
da mack 09 (8:43:23 PM): aww im glad
da mack 09 (8:43:34 PM): she must be rubbing it in your face that you got dumped too right?
da mack 09 (8:43:37 PM): oh wait
da mack 09 (8:43:39 PM): i got dumped
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:43:40 PM): oh wait
da mack 09 (8:43:41 PM): well according
da mack 09 (8:43:48 PM): to everyone from your area because you told them that?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:43:52 PM): yeahh well i was the one who said we s hould break up
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:43:56 PM): soo i call that dumping?
da mack 09 (8:44:02 PM): noo im pretty sure i did
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:44:05 PM): but i dont know what people in wrentham call it?
da mack 09 (8:44:18 PM): remember when i said you should probably be single forever? im rpetty sure thats the goodbye
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:44:34 PM): actually no i don't remember u saying that?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:44:41 PM): i was probably dying from the boredom of datin gu
da mack 09 (8:44:48 PM): yeah im pretttty boring
da mack 09 (8:44:50 PM): heard that a few times
da mack 09 (8:45:01 PM): i mean since youre an amazing bf and never said anything behind my back?
da mack 09 (8:45:05 PM): like i didnt know?
da mack 09 (8:45:11 PM): please i even confronted you and you denied it
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:45:16 PM): u friggen drove me insaneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
da mack 09 (8:45:24 PM): goood
da mack 09 (8:45:35 PM): im glad and it was worth every cent of gas i drove to see your miserable ass
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:45:57 PM): oh please u got to pretend u were part of a beautiful life
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:46:18 PM): with nice things and pretty people
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:46:24 PM): it must have been a nice change.
da mack 09 (8:46:29 PM): ok right
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:46:44 PM): and going to wrentham was fun too
da mack 09 (8:46:47 PM): houses with mismatched rooms and holes and splinters are reallly the fabulous lifeee
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:46:48 PM): it was like being on survivor
da mack 09 (8:46:58 PM): im glad you thought so!
da mack 09 (8:47:02 PM): all my friends hated your ass
da mack 09 (8:47:06 PM): it was survivor for them
da mack 09 (8:47:10 PM): they were having a contest
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:47:21 PM): they were busted ugly
da mack 09 (8:47:21 PM): to see who could go the longest without cutting their eyes out with the knife
da mack 09 (8:47:23 PM): good for youuu?
da mack 09 (8:47:26 PM): im sureee
da mack 09 (8:47:30 PM): tummmy tuck richard
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:47:35 PM): thats a cute one
da mack 09 (8:47:35 PM): and a razor
da mack 09 (8:47:41 PM): go use dadddys cash
da mack 09 (8:47:47 PM): because you live such a marvelous life
da mack 09 (8:47:50 PM): its a fucking lie
da mack 09 (8:48:00 PM): you built this great life
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:48:07 PM): my life is a lie?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:48:28 PM): yesss i just payy of my teachers to give me good grades, my pretty face? it's a mask and all my gorgeous friends are really paid actors.
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:48:39 PM): u got me
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:48:44 PM): nancy drew
da mack 09 (8:49:27 PM): too bad all your friends ditch you, you may be smart, but all guys want you for is your 'hott face' with no structure and your nonexistant hairy ass, and your parents who you want to die to become such a happier person
da mack 09 (8:49:33 PM): sounds like the life to me right?
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:49:44 PM): ok we both vented, now truce, and good bye
da mack 09 (8:49:55 PM): byue richard have a wonderful life
RiCh2oArDo8 (8:50:25 PM): you too David, live it uppp
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