FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
To all of my female friends with body issues (which is a bit redundant, because i don't know a single guy with body issues),
Remember this the next time you're lamenting the unatainable body types and impossible idea of beauty put forth by pop culture, the media, etc: not a one of us born of the womb can escape the dual scourge of gravity and cheetos.
BEHOLD, BRITNEY SPEARS HAS COTTAGE CHEESE ASS:
http://iftk.com.br/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=879&sid=1f7e68a78f09a0a55a72e032dfc017a2
now quit your fucking whining and get on with your lives. i'll see you all at Sizzler.
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This has been a public service anouncement paid for by the More Cushion For Your Pushin', PAC.
Remember this the next time you're lamenting the unatainable body types and impossible idea of beauty put forth by pop culture, the media, etc: not a one of us born of the womb can escape the dual scourge of gravity and cheetos.
BEHOLD, BRITNEY SPEARS HAS COTTAGE CHEESE ASS:
http://iftk.com.br/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=879&sid=1f7e68a78f09a0a55a72e032dfc017a2
now quit your fucking whining and get on with your lives. i'll see you all at Sizzler.
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This has been a public service anouncement paid for by the More Cushion For Your Pushin', PAC.