keep hands inside the vehicle.
the weirdest email i can claim to my name is one that's begging to no less than six oral surgeons for any teeth they have extracted.
and this is probably the initial response:
latex gloves, $4
dull razor, $3+2 years worth of rust
twine rope, $5
untreatable psychological damage, $100 worth of counseling
strange, signature quirks, e-mailing to the learned men of oral surgery for their teeth.
on your way to becoming a serial killer?
priceless.
P.S. for collegeboard.com, my username is omfgwhee. i think i lost acceptance points with ms. mason when i gave her my login information.