ignore this morning's drunk post

[vforvegan]

or don't! because if you vote on the square you can make me a woman pirate over and over and over and over...

Comments

[polietics]

hahahahahaha oh god there's orange juice coming out of my nose. Poor Warsi. Bad internet.

it may have been somthing along the lines of 'sexy Gove'

Oh the amount of times google has not yielded me with sexy Ed Balls pics. *sympathy five*

Also, I must congratulate you on some excellent RPing two days ago. I want to watch Gove fight with Balls until they cry and then make out.

[vforvegan]

I just want to know why it's all about the anus. Whatever happened to vag, guys???noodlesnoodlesnoodles?

woo RPing is fun, even if my characterisation does fly wildly about the place depending on my level of sobriety and/or sleepiness

[polietics]

Warsi's ass is clearly where it's at. Although what "it" is is probably best left unknown.

[vforvegan]

scat

you're probably right, I don't want to know

[polietics]

asdfghj I wouldn't even to the meme that. That's worse than BONE porn D:>

[vforvegan]

hahahahah I've written Bone/Thatcher, so I can't even talk

[polietics]

OH YOU EVIL BASTARD marry me

That ship is a terrible, terrible ship to sail.

[vforvegan]

it was not an easy ship to sail

it was more like I was in a rusted tin bath that had somehow found its way into the ocean, and I just let it fill up with water, my body making 'plop plop plop' noises as those last few bubbles of air escaped by various orifices