Cheezy but why not.

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I am thankful for my family, friends, neighbors, aquaintances, associates, chums, cronies and readers of this stupid thing.
I am thankful for Christie H.
I am thankful for having a band.
I am thankful for occasionally being published.
I am thankful that I have a steady job.
I am thankful it is a short commute to the steady job.
I am thankful for a roof over my head.
I am thankful for successful parties.
I am thankful for my health and having no real major health problems.
I am thankful for bike rides, runs around the park and meat sold on the street.
I am thankful for the internet and other tools that help me keep in touch with people.
I am thankful for internet porn, sex toys, orgasms, and food that makes you think you are having an orgasm.
I am thankful for the open make out policy.
I am thankful for drunken good times and drunken bad times that teach you a lesson.

There is a lot more I am thankful for but I am not remembering but I thought it'd be important to write down what I could remember.

spread it on crackers and pour yourself a glass of wine.